miketehmage said:
I never understood the whole "there must be a lich king" thing. The demon (can't remember his name) created ner zul (the original lich king) to destroy Azeroth. So he had control over the undead. He then merged with arthas, creating arthas the lich king. But if killing the LK makes the undead more destructive, then why did the demon create him in the first place? Or why didn't arthas just let them off their leash?
Ok, I'll try to explain the supidity before my brain hurts.
Apperently, even though Arthas was mindcontrolled, he won a psycic battle against Ner'zhul, somehow. Why Ner'zhul
would engage him in a batlle of wills, or how Arthas could even defeat him, is unexplained. So when Arthas, who is a good guy, is in control, he holds the scourge back from destroying everyone, but this is where it starts to get really fucking stupid.
Even though it's stated that he is
holding back, the Scourge attacks Orgrimmar when World-Shaman and Garrosh are battling, for some reason. Then we also get to see more weird shit, because apperently The battle consisted of 3 wills, Ner'Zhul, Arthas, and Arthas good side, Methias Lehner (Oh! An anagram! Blizzard are clevur!), nevermind the fact that Arthas was originally a good person, he is now evil, and was evil before he was corruped. So Arthas has banished the good side of himself and Ner'Zhul. But then we can't get why he is holding back, but then he isn't holding back, because the scourge attacked Orgrimmar, and AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!
Ok, so now when evil Arthas is in charge, he is trying to create 10 captains by letting them kill almost all of the scourge (what the hell?), so when we finally come to the final battle, the ultimate stupidity comes.
Tirion (an unitresting Uther-clone) and the players are engaging Lich King in a fight. Instead of just using the goblins nukes, but whatever. Lich King encases Tirion in ice, somehow, and then he let's to players wail on him for an hour or so. Then he just says "Fuck it!" and kills them, and then proceeds to raise them...
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! Why couldn't he kill them from the start? Let's continue, Tirion somehow, yeah, somehow, jumps out of the ice. Then he jumps on the Lich King, one-hits fucking Frostmourne (!) and this somehow kills the Lich King...
Yeah, after a game, a WC3 expansion and a WoW expansion, that was really a dignified end to him...Seriously, Tirion just one-hits the most powerful sword in existance, oh, but this is
explained
Apperently, some Guy named Mograine is speaking to some other guys in a "Caverns-of-Time" instance. Let me recall what happens; Mograine explaisn that he has found an orb ten years ago (!), it's an orb of ultimate darkness! Then a pirest starts light-zapping the orb for some reason (unexplained), and the orb apperently
consumes the light. Then everyone starts zaaping it and it turns out to be an orb of light, pretty good timing since light is super-effective against undead, which can insavde any moment. Yes, retconn from WC3, in which the Scourge had to just clever tactics to destroy Lordaeron. Mograine forges it into a Sword light.
A lot of shit happens, and it ends up with Tirion having the sword. Blaeh, I don't even care anymore.
So the Lich King dies (somehow, never explained) and Arthas's fathers Ghost says "There must always be a Lich King. He explains it with "Otherwise Undead are mindless berserkers who will kill everyone and a leader will keep them at bay", nevermind the fact that we have killed 90 % of the Undead, this brings the question; Why didn't Arthas just invade the fucking world?
No, seriosuly, if the undead are mindless and without a leader, and their numbers have been reduced A LOT, but they can still conquer the qorld, WHY DIDN'T HE?!
Ok, let's go back, a guy named Bolvar takes the crown. But since there are Scourge left in the world, attacking people (take Western PLaguelands for instance) he's not doing a very good job, and there's the risk that he mihgt be corrupted, which give the undead an even bigger advantage.
Sorry, I just needed to vent a little...