Nerdgasms

[PurpleRain]

Ctrl Alt Del pic aside (don't want this to turn into a flame war over a comic here people) I was wondering, what would get your nerd juices pumping.

Firstly, in real we have the Watchmen Movie, The Advengers Movie and MK vs DC. I so wanna play Scorpion and finally beat the stupid out of Aquaman!

Then we have the things that would make my eyes pop with joy: Godzilla Vs Colverfield Monster, starring Jason Statham as the Birtish News Report/Badarse that ends up helping Godzilla kill Colverfield monster. Except, Colverfield monster summons Ghidorah and Cthulhu, but Jason and G call up Mothra. An epic battle ensues which all of New York is destroyed.

 

[captainwillies]

i think if they made a game were the main character was a "zombie-pirate-ninja-robot from space" who kills his opponents by playing heavy metal guitar solo's so awesome that their bodies disintegrate my pants would explode panting the walls white.

 

[captainwillies]

You mean Brutal Legend?

that does look cool but i wish the main character wasnt Jack Black

 

[Dommyboy]

For me, the ultimate nerdgasm would be somebody giving me the best gaming computer around, that will never go obsolete, now and for free of course.

 

[tooktook]

The announcement of Starcraft 2 #$%^&^%&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Well now I have to go and change my pants)

 

[Saskwach]

I had a nerdgasm with the Watchmen movie trailer. Actually good? Let's hope.
I also had a nerdgasm last night when I ran an All Flesh Must be Eaten game for my friends, playing themselves at our local mall. Sadly, they were too smart to hang around in the mall - I swear I would have given them the time to barricade if they'd tried! - and so the game involved: me being facehugged as the game's redshirt; a battle at the local pharmacy; stopping at their local GunTraders (not Robina - Morley); hot wiring a truck and running it through a garage door and a crowd of zombies; going to one (deceased) friend's and being attacked by his zombie mutts; trying to rescue another player's mother but in the process two were zombified, one crashed the truck into a building (while being assaulted by a zombie cat) and barely staggered up, another went Devil May Cry in a circle of zombies and the last two finally died together with all nearby Zeds when they blew up the truck's fuel tank.
Casualty Rate- 100%
Awesome Rate- 135%

 

[CatmanStu]

The new Ghostbusters game actually being as good (or better, if that's possible) as the movies.

And it doesn't matter how awesome the game is, if it doesn't have the Ray Parker Jnr. theme song it can fuck right off.

 

[H0ncho]

If someone made a movie which was consistent with it's own premises, or one where all the superheroes acted rationally.

The final scene of such a movie would be like this:
Supervillain: I have travelled all around the world, fought with the best martial artists of each and every martial art - and beat them. Nobody could beat me bla bla bla...
Hero: *Shoots supervillain with a revolver*.
The end.

 

[CatmanStu]

If someone made a movie which was consistent with it's own premises, or one where all the superheroes acted rationally.

The final scene of such a movie would be like this:
Supervillain: I have travelled all around the world, fought with the best martial artists of each and every martial art - and beat them. Nobody could beat me bla bla bla...
Hero: *Shoots supervillain with a revolver*.
The end.

Ah, the Indiana Jones school of fighting.

 

[afrophysics]

If Charlie Brooker and Ben Crosshaw partnered up to create a game review of Metal Gear solid 4. Brooker would have to have the final say in things though- I like Yahtzee but Charlie is the word "lol" embodied.

 

[JakubK666]

If I could bring Video Game Chicks to life at will.

Now that's an idea!

 

[Evilbunny]

A Nintendo themed amusement park. There could be different sections of the park pertaining to different franchises. Like, there could be a mushroom kingdom section, a hyrule section, with a lon lon ranch horse ride for little kids, and a Ganon's castle haunted house thing. Of course it would have kickass roller coasters like a mario wingcap roller coaster where they would put you into the "flying position" and have you fly around peaches castle. They could also have an F-zero roller coaster where you speed around the track og big blue, the tube one and they'll take you upside down and shit. I would die if they did that.

 

[John Galt]

A remake of Heavy Metal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_(film)]. This would quite possibly create one of the biggest nerdgasms ever. Nothing gets my nerd rage going like cult classics.

 

[cleverlymadeup]

A remake of Heavy Metal [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heavy_Metal_(film)]. This would quite possibly create one of the biggest nerdgasms ever. Nothing gets my nerd rage going like cult classics.

that would be good, i've heard they were thinking of it

i'd love to see a live action version of akira

 

[Wolfwind]

If Zone of Enders 3 was announced.

I would have to change my pants on a literal AND metaphoric level!

Think about it.....

Think about my pants....

 

[Aries_Split]

You mean Brutal Legend?

that does look cool but i wish the main character wasn't Jack Black

Doesn't everyone?

It might have something to do with you being Australian, but most people I know ADORE jack black. Like me.

 

[jdog345]

Fallout 3.

Watchmen movie,


A good Half-life movie.