new person

[snyperal]

Hi there, i am new to these forums although ive been registered for a while i think this is my first post, Unless i made one a while back complaining about the adverts before videos. I can't rightly remember, i may have been drunk.

I've been watching the zero punctuation video's for quite a few years now and thought i would scout out the rest of the forums and become a little more active.

anyway Hi everyone, how is your easter going? had lots of eggs?

Al

 

[Pinkamena]

Oh man, another "new person" thread? The forums are on fire today!

Hi snyperai, enjoy your stay here at the Escapist. Don't enter the basement, and blame kross for any and all problems you might experience.

I'm Pinkamena, by the way.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I'm starting to think all these 'new person threads' are started by one guy...

Paranoia aside, welcome and be sure to sacrifice a goat everyday; it helps, trust me

You can trust me, right?

 

[The Night Angel]

Welcome and all that, now go check out the forum games, it's where all the cool people hang out... no really!! >.>

 

[JoJo]

Welcome snyperal, I second Tizzy's group suggestions of the Injustice League and Forum Games group and also implore you to press the red button whenever you next see it. It is written that whoever presses the red button and has a pure heart shall receive a reward beyond one's wildest imagination.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Spoiler: Oh hey, fresh meat, er... a new user!

[HEADING=1]Welcome to the Escapist![/HEADING]

Stay out of the basement, give monthly tributes to the mods, don't be an ass and have fun! I will post links to articles you should read about how we do things here.

The rules you need to know. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/codeofconduct]

A guide on how to avoid mod wrath. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.112832-The-Banhammer-and-You-A-Users-Guide-to-the-Forums]

You can find almost all the advice you'll ever need here. There's a guide to posting commands here too. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.202272-The-Escapist-Community-and-Forums-Codex-Index-Guides]

Enjoy your stay!

 

[Risingblade]

Greetings! Welcome to the community! We hope you enjoy your stay, stay outta the basement, yada yada...

If you plan on posting more around here, I recommend you join a few user groups! Both the Injustice League and The Forum Games group are full of awesome people (both can be found easily on the My Escapist page, I am too tired to link them)

Rules are important here, make sure you don't post one word posts or very short posts or you will be slapped with a low content warning, beginners trap I tell ya!

Try not to insult anyone while in an argument, if they insult you, report and move on.

Well, that is the best I got, have fun!
Complementary gif!

These forums need more bo^7 gifs. I commend you sir, keep up the good work.

 

[Fijiman]

Hello and welcome. I hope that you will be able to stay with us for quite some time.

 

[Atlys]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

 

[Queen Michael]

Hi there! Have a good time! And this cookie!

 

[Lucem712]

[]|:{

HELLO THERE ,PEASANT. BOW DOWN TO THE INJUSTICE LEAGUE CHIEF IN ALL HER GLORY. CITIZEN. Welcome to our wonderful society where gifs and puns are given without hesitation and cookies are free for super awesome people like me!

Enjoy your stay, don't touch my things and stay out of the basement!

[footnote]Totally don't click this gif or anything. It doesn't link to totally awesome stuff that will completely change your life for the better. >_>[/footnote] [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/The-Injustice-League]​

 

[Pinkamena]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

Man, your avatar. I approve with full power.

 

[Atlys]

Man, your avatar. I approve with full power.

The power of Pinkamena. It's almost too great for my low post count self to handle. But thank you. It is an honor, fellow Dash.

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Hello new member!
Always glad to see new meat around these parts! I hope you come to love these forums and become an active and positive member!
I suggest cruising around the user group listings and joining one or more that suit your fancy!

Also, if you see a red button anywhere on the site, press it 3 times for a special prize :3

 

[Lucem712]

Also, if you see a red button anywhere on the site, press it 3 times for a special prize :3

The prize is super awesome. Makes your Escapist viewing experience like 1000x better!

Also, while you are at it, enter the 'Konami Code'

[br][hr][small]Use the arrow keys, B key, A key and then press 'Enter'[/small]

 

[Beffudled Sheep_v1legacy]

Also, if you see a red button anywhere on the site, press it 3 times for a special prize :3

The prize is super awesome. Makes your Escapist viewing experience like 1000x better!

Also, while you are at it, enter the 'Konami Code'

[br][hr][small]Use the arrow keys, B key, A key and then press 'Enter'[/small]

Yes listen to this user, he knows his stuff!

 

[Euryalus]

Welcome, Welcome! We have many wonderful things here. You buy yes?

Stay out of the basement, ignore the people who tell you to press the red button, and Have fun!

If you need any help with forum markup codes like the crossing out thing I did above then feel free to pm me. I'll happily answer. You can also go to

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php

I guess I'll be the third one to recommend the Forum games. They're awesome you should check us out. We have lots and lots of fun

Also an obligatory recommendation for the injustice league. We are great, powerful, and oh so whimsical. If you join now you'll even receive a free butler to do your laundry and stuff.

 

[Innegativeion]

Howdy-ho neighbor. It's nice to see a new face. Though I'm not huge on the posting, I look forward to seeing you while I creep around reading EVERY POST!

Oh god, I knew we'd all regret putting our opinions in on all those

LGBT, My Little Pony, and "would you fuck yourself" threads one day!!!

 

[StBishop]

Oh man, another "new person" thread? The forums are on fire today!

Hi snyperai, enjoy your stay here at the Escapist. Don't enter the basement, and blame kross for any and all problems you might experience.

I'm Pinkamena, by the way.

Spoiler: I'm kind of a big deal.gif

I'm hoping this is a joke, it's really trolling me.

I can't explain how or why it's getting to me so much but it really is.

Regardless: welcome sniperal, don't go in the basement.