New years resolution!

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Kuweekee

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My resolution is really a boring one, and it's the one i make every year.

To make the new year better than the last one
 

Simalacrum

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samsprinkle said:
I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
 

Helmet

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Get a beer

Drink beer

Murder 12 year olds over Xbox Live who have nothing better to do than call me a "fag"

Teabag dead twelve year olds before they respawn

If one of them manages to beat me (quite likely, in fact), tell them that while they were practicing their sniping skills, I was having sex with women.
 

samsprinkle

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Simalacrum said:
samsprinkle said:
I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...
 

Simalacrum

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samsprinkle said:
Simalacrum said:
samsprinkle said:
I am making a resolution to get totally shit faced on anything I can find and running around in circles in the town square shouting, "look mommy! a british person!" I plan on continuing this for, let's say a week and then I will purge my soul by playing nothing but portal over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...until it is no longer my favorite game and I can beat it in five minutes with cutscenes like I'm a Japanese kid or something. Then I will watch willow the EXACT same amount of times I played through portal until my father comes downstairs to find I have become dual personalitied and my second persona is none other than Val Kilmer's Lovable characer: Mad Martigan.
... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know? :p
But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...
oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know) :D
 

Simalacrum

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samsprinkle said:
Get a girlfriend. Get my ass off of the Xbox. Oh yeah. Dreaming big...dreaming big...
i could do with teh "get a girlfriend" one as well actually... shame that i know this from all the girls i know telling me that i need one, in a way suggesting "get a girlfriend, but not me!"
 

Ronwue

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Start a FR web-comic( need artist :D ). Take my exams. Start on my master's degree in computer science. Get a girlfriend (hopefully).
 

Ophiuchus

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Thinking about resolutions is usually a massive waste of time for me, what with them usually lasting less than a week an' all.

I'd like to learn to play my various chosen instruments (those being bass and guitar) slightly better than I can now... which, given how utterly useless I am at the moment despite having been technically playing for several years now, would only take me a day or two at the most. Perhaps I should be slightly more strict with my goal than simply "better than right now". Guess that'll need a bit of thought.

I suppose the main thing, though, is to avoid screwing up any more university stuff. The past few months have been a complete waste, in which I've done absolutely nothing. Everything I've handed in has been shoddy, if indeed I've handed it in at all. I failed to even turn up for a test because I knew I'd get a zero either way thanks to lack of study. So... long story short, I'd pretty much like to reverse that trend and avoid failing completely.

Apologies for ramblitude, etc.
 

Simalacrum

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thecaptainof said:
Thinking about resolutions is usually a massive waste of time for me, what with them usually lasting less than a week an' all.

I'd like to learn to play my various chosen instruments (those being bass and guitar) slightly better than I can now... which, given how utterly useless I am at the moment despite having been technically playing for several years now, would only take me a day or two at the most. Perhaps I should be slightly more strict with my goal than simply "better than right now". Guess that'll need a bit of thought.

I suppose the main thing, though, is to avoid screwing up any more university stuff. The past few months have been a complete waste, in which I've done absolutely nothing. Everything I've handed in has been shoddy, if indeed I've handed it in at all. I failed to even turn up for a test because I knew I'd get a zero either way thanks to lack of study. So... long story short, I'd pretty much like to reverse that trend and avoid failing completely.

Apologies for ramblitude, etc.
apology accepted :p

also, good choice of resolution! keeping your head above the water (aka. not failing utterly) is important afterall... still, remember its only one life so don't forget to have fun as well :3