For a while I've been making the same realistic resolution that hopefully I'll be able to keep with relative ease: try not to die. I've been able to keep that one for five years and counting...
New years resolution!
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so what, we're all legendary swordsmen, WE'RE GAMERS! OF COURSE your a legendary swordsman! now chop chop with that bacon!samsprinkle said:No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!Simalacrum said:nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!samsprinkle said:Get some stupid little peck to do it!Simalacrum said:*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!samsprinkle said:Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....MwuahahahahaSimalacrum said:whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:samsprinkle said:You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!Simalacrum said:you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:samsprinkle said:Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!Simalacrum said:what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XPsamsprinkle said:You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!Simalacrum said:oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)samsprinkle said:But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...Simalacrum said:... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?samsprinkle said:
Hmmm...I deny your logic and substitute it with my own! I am the LEGENDARIEST of all the legend-esque swordsmen alive!Simalacrum said:so what, we're all legendary swordsmen, WE'RE GAMERS! OF COURSE your a legendary swordsman! now chop chop with that bacon!samsprinkle said:No! I am far to busy being a legendary swordsman!Simalacrum said:nevarrrrrr! it must be youuuuuu!samsprinkle said:Get some stupid little peck to do it!Simalacrum said:*picks up one of my pet kittens* ...i....i.... i can't do it!!! D: i don't CARE if you don't do fetching quests, go and retreive me the juicy bacony treats, do it! do it for the wierd juggling guy!samsprinkle said:Then mayhaps you will eat something else...maybe, kitten....MwuahahahahaSimalacrum said:whaatttt?!?!??!?!?! but... but... i don't get that drool-worthy smell... that sizzling juiciness... i just can't DO ham!!! D:samsprinkle said:You'll just have to use...*gulp*...Ham!Simalacrum said:you don't do... fetch quests???? D: but...but... if i can't have bacon.... then what will i put in my sandwich???? D: D: D:samsprinkle said:Teh great Mad Martigan doesn't do FETCH quest naive!Simalacrum said:what!? you?! legendary swordsman?????? pah!! lemmi see you JUGGLE KNIVES if your a legendary swordsman! and before you tell me to do so, i can cause i'm just awesome like that! now YOU get ME bacon, fool! XPsamsprinkle said:You mean that thing they talk about! They would let me out of the institution if I got sanity! Huzzah! I am a legendary swordsman! Get me some eggs you little pecks!Simalacrum said:oooorrrr you could make a resolution to retreive a sense of sanity! sanity is fun, from what i've heard (i wouldn't really know)samsprinkle said:But then that would defeat the purpose...Maybe I'll just make a resolution to act more like Mad Martigan...Simalacrum said:... you maaaaaayyy want to simplify on that resolution... one step at a time, you know?samsprinkle said:
i will also do this can ya pm me ur gamertag? im on all the time so ill give ya mine tooGraham said:Okay, that is possibly the greatest New Years resolutions ever. (EDIT: In reference to the stilts)
Personally, I usually don't buy into new years resolutions too much because by February people have already forgotten them. That said, I think I'm going to be more of an acheivement whore this year. I recently realized that I'm a full-blown Halo-loving XBot so I might as well give into it
This is the very lastest post that i am going to put on here since in less than 2 hours this thread will be made redundant! lets see how many people will respond this time, then i will let it die.
I need to stop starting threads whilst drunk. Seriously. I find it disproportionally embarrassing when I return the forum days later to find myself quoted of things I don't remember typing.
