Not another Hero Generator..!

[Wondermint13]

Ok, rules are simple.

- Take the first name of a sibling or parent.
- The last name of a good friend.
- A weapon you last used in a computer game
- An outfit from the last movie you watched
and He/She is a specialist or has a natural talent for...
- The last thing you put into a search engine.
For his/hers catchphrase
- The last thing you wrote in an online game or a PM / MSN or a text message.

Feel free to include a short Bio after your hero has been generated

Mine!

Katie Norton
Double Glaive (dynasty warriors 5 )
A standard issue military suit from Battle Royal 2
Is an expert at Animal Crossing on her Nintento DS
Her Catchphrase "Ive already stepped in dog shit today..."

Katie aged 22, collects pokemon minitures in her spare time between fighting hordes of radioactive abominations and hosting her blog on things that look like cats.

 

[TheDarklite]

Well, let's see...

Name: Kevin Ellis
Weapon: Commander's Rapier (The Last Remnant)
Outfit: Albert Wesker's costume from "Resident Evil: Afterlife"
Specialty: Is an expert at Darwin Awards (????)
Catchphrase: "Damn you and your diamond-finding skills!"

Bio: A crazy guy in a nice suit. He lives in a world of his own much like Salad Fingers, but instead of having a fetish for rust he instead has one for diamonds....

 

[TyrunnAlberyn]

Hrm, might be fun, let's try.

Name: Bart Cybulko
Weapon: Succoria's Axe (Brütal Legend)
Outfit: Uhm... a tutu? (Black Swan)
Specialty: DC Universe Online
Catchphrase: "Will it stay alive now?!?"

Bio: He was always considered a bit odd by his classmates and family. Their views were proven true when, upon reaching the mature age of 12, he picked up an axe, dressed in a tutu and declared he wanted to be a lumberjack, before going on a killing spree in midtown Nowhere. Since then he has been captured and confined to a small room where he plays DC Universe Online all day long, yelling at others that they are noobs. He shares this room with his imaginary pet Bongo, who dies every night the sun goes down, and ressurrects itself at sunrise. Every morning, Bart goes: "Will it stay alive now?!?".

 

[ioxles]

Bob Rocke
Weapon: Iron Pickaxe (minecraft)
Outfit: Traditional Bedouin tunic, cloak and kuffiya (an episode of "An Idiot Abroad")
Speciality: Egyptian Clothing Names Specialist.
Catchphrase: "Why the fuck am I typing this, your in the same room as me. I could reach out and hit you."

As a confused young spon-runner he sought fame and glory, eventually settling for neither he vowed: "Never again shall I mix my curries, for one night of exploding toilet seats is more than a man can bear!"

 

[darth.pixie]

Name: Alexandra Damian

Weapon: Blood Echelon Sword (Dragon Knight Saga)

Outfit: Sherlock Holmes' outfit

Speciality: ...horror movies

Catchphrase: I AM THOR, GOOOD OF THUNDEEEEEER!!

Bio: A swordsman who uses cliched scare tactics to intimidate her enemies. She prefers Victorian style male outfits and smoking pipes. Her neighbours think she's weird.

She gets a bit crazy when killing people with magical thunderbolts. And uh...hammers.

 

[Unspeakable]

Doug Deter
Weapon: Sword
Outfit: Tuxedo
Talent: He's an Escapist
"Is it always this slow?"

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Name: David Walker
Weapon: Energy Staff and Shield (Enslaved)
Outfit: Black Wig, Sunglasses, fake mustache and normal clothing (Before The Devil Knows You're Dead...Hank)
Specialty: Rugby Tackles
Catchphrase: I call shotgun on your next girlfriend!

David Walker is a man of few words. Unless its about Rugby or nailing chicks. He is a mix between Duke Nukem and your regular English Rugby fan. When the end of the world comes about don't be surprised to find him beating the stuffing out of the bad guy with his staff. If disarmed...have no fear he'll brutalize you with a rugby tackle. Also...he likes long walks on the beach and candlelight dinners.

 

[SilverStrike]

Pippa
A flaming greatsword (Rift)
Lina Inverse's outfit (First Slayers film)
Rifts in time and space
"Is anyone else getting an obscene amount of lag?"

 

[Exocet]

Jimmy Tudal
Wielder of a pre-WW2 Soviet Tank(or its 37mm cannon,I guess)
Proud wearer of a Space Marine armor(from Ultramarine CGI movie)
Specialty in the field of lolcats(don't judge me :< )
Catchphrase:"pew pew"

This mighty lolcat and internet meme obsessed Space Marine decided to have some fun,so teleported back to the past to the USSR to take apart a tank ith his bare hands,only to use it's gun as tool for his quests.He routinely mutters "pew pew" as he uses his gun.

 

[Lordmarkus]

Name: Ingemar Stålberg (direct interpretation is Ingemar Steelmountain)

Weapon: Rusty sword (The Witcher)

Outfit: Black suit (American Gangster)

Speciality: Interpretation (which incidently is true with both names)

Catchphrase: "Säg till om till köra sen, börjar kära mig grunderna i the Witcher" (Make with that if you want)

Bio: His name includes mountains and steel, one bio can't simply hold that much win, awesomeness and manlieness without causing a singularity.

 

[Distorted Stu]

Name - Brian Ward
Weapon - Line Gun (Dead Space 2)
Clothing - Suit (Inception)
Special - Dropping huge basslines (Was on a big music search on youtube)
Catchphrase - Do i detect jelousy?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Alright, I'll play your little game.

Shaun Davies.
Crowbar.
Does Iron Man's suit count? If not, then it'll have to be... just a plain suit?
He is an expert on... Bullet Hell?
His catchphrase is... "Die, face-raping space-turkey!" (I was talking about the Headcrabs from Half-Life)

And I can't be bothered to think up a bio, so... yeah.

 

[Daedalus1942]

Ok, rules are simple.

- Take the first name of a sibling or parent.
- The last name of a good friend.
- A weapon you last used in a computer game
- An outfit from the last movie you watched
and He/She is a specialist or has a natural talent for...
- The last thing you put into a search engine.
For his/hers catchphrase
- The last thing you wrote in an online game or a PM / MSN or a text message.

Feel free to include a short Bio after your hero has been generated

Mine!

Katie Norton
Double Glaive (dynasty warriors 5 )
A standard issue military suit from Battle Royal 2
Is an expert at Animal Crossing on her Nintento DS
Her Catchphrase "Ive already stepped in dog shit today..."

Katie aged 22, collects pokemon minitures in her spare time between fighting hordes of radioactive abominations and hosting her blog on things that look like cats.

Grant Attard
The ripper from Dead Space 2
Blue and silk female robes (I last saw Tangled)
He has a specialty for having a Dead Space Divider take over his body once his head's been severed?
Catchphrase is "fun, frantic, a massive challenge and aside from the bots (oh so many) the community was great" (talking about Diablo II).

As for the Bio... yeah this didn't quite work out did it? I'd like to abort this abomination right now please?
-Tabs<3-

 

[Vault101]

Haley Lee
Plasma cutter
wears Jeans and a shirt (parent trap)
is an expert on "The escapist"

her catchphrase "I doubt a necromorph would help anyone in a zombie apocolype, it would just make things worse..."

used to live on the space station sprawl spending most of her time on the internet,untill the necromorph outbreak...her current status is unknown...

 

[everfreeDragon]

Name: Micheal Reader
Weapon: Isaac's Plasma Cutter
Outfit: Picard's outfit from Star Trek Insurrection (Edit: the one he wears when he goes down to defend the planet directly)
Specialty: 10:24? (I was watching some music videos I wanted to see if I could work out the importance of 10:24 from the Warning video by Incubus) I guess I could change it up a bit and make his specialty being deciphering.
Catchphrase: Sleep Well

Micheal Reader was born a spacer he is a bounty hunter who works with the law hunting down dangerous criminals the law can't touch directly, his prices vary high danger will cost quite a pretty penny but if taking the target down will do a lot of good he may cut you a deal. He often uses contreversal(my spell check won't give me the correct spelling >.<) methods to bring his targets down but believes the end justifies the means.

 

[Sharky200]

Name: Jose Fernandez
Weapon: Soulsaber (Final fantasy Tactics)
Outfit: (The last movie i watched was Beverly hills Chihuahua 2 ... XD)
CHihuahua Aztec Warrior outfit ( AWESOME )
Talent: Jose is cold blooded and can regain his energy from the sun ( searched Lizard)
Cathphrace: "That sounds super Mexican"


Jose became a hero when he figured out he was actually a cold blooded lizardman.
wearing an Aztec warrior outfit made his lizard looks more.. appealing .
most people thought it was part of his costume. He sees his powerful soulsaber
and attacks the evil people from town.

 

[Xlr8DETH]

Name: Adam Ruspantini
Weapon: RPG (GTA IV)
Outfit: State trooper uniform (Super Troopers)
TalentOKEMON MASTER
Catchphrase: "you know you should really get out more"

 

[jamradar]

Name: Jared Gibbons
Weapon: LFE Gun (Vanquish)
Outfit: The Green Hornet suit
Talent: Keeper of the armory( I couldn't remember what that gun from Vanquish was called so I google'd it)
Catchphrase: "Damn teammates cant I count on you to hold one control point"( Killzone 3 beta)