Not just another What would you do if...

[Doomsday11]

Ok I know the escapist has had just about enough of these what would you do if xNPC came into your house however I just had an intresting idea that I just felt might be worth sharing.
Basically you have just been told by a man in a mysterous trench coat that you can have any faction in any game from existence TOO...help you decide how to end the korean war conflict once and for all.
This faction can only be used in this war and will take any orders you give readily deciding what course of action the war will take.

For example:
Say I have a chapter of space marines(World eaters co's there well...WORLD EATERS)I would deploy them into north Korea and televise them beating the S*** out of Kim jong il and his ilk before setting the bastard on fire and tossing him into his starving people let see how much of a glorious leader he is when his people have him in there hands.

 

[NardBasket]

I'd bust out Bulbasaur

 

[Nargleblarg]

Crap I was gonna say space marines, whatever theres always Imperial Guard.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I would bring the Sisters of Battle and tell them King Jong Il is a heretic. Things will work themselves out.

Or, to save on collateral: employ a Tau military force.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Post eaten. I am sorry.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

I'd bust out Bulbasaur

This post wins the Internet, I'm sorry, no-one can top that.

OT: Well since their Korean...any Faction from Starcraft will do.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Realistically: I wouldn't do a single damned thing, because I don't know enough about the local and global politics involved to attack North Korea. Which is to say nothing of the fact that your sudden faction of asskickers would attract the attention of the worlds militaries, wondering who the hell you are, where you got your army and why they suddenly 'disappeared' (I'm assuming this, because you said they're only usable once).

For giggles: Spectres (ME; not SC2). You know, because they're Turians . Which would probably freak people out a lot more than just the fact that they're an unknown army.

 

[Habakkuk]

As its in Korea, I cant help but think I'd go for Hawkeye out of M.A.S.H. I'd have him sit them all around a big table and give them all a bollocking.

 

[katsumoto03]

I'd bust out Bulbasaur

Well, now that the thread has been won...

 

[Hooded.Gamer]

There are no words to describe the awesome-ness of this post . . . . but I have to say that I lol-ed

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Grey Knights. The war would be over in minutes after I tell them Korea is possessed by demons from the Warp

 

[HT_Black]

You realize that since the world Eaters are warriors of Khorne they'd obliderate the entire planet for fun, right? Just something to keep in mind.

But on topic, I'd call in...The United Nations. They're the ones who both give and know two shits, after all.

 

[joemegson94]

Why a trenchcoat?

 

[Doomsday11]

Why a trenchcoat?

Its much more mysterious than a leather jacket
Really just adds an air of finesse and mysteriousness to the character by all means imagine as something else if you want.

You realize that since the world Eaters are warriors of Khorne they'd obliderate the entire planet for fun, right? Just something to keep in mind.

But on topic, I'd call in...The United Nations. They're the ones who both give and know two shits, after all.

You have there COMPLETE obedience and anyway there pre-heresy world eaters so a little bit more civilized.

 

[joemegson94]

Why a trenchcoat?

Its much more mysterious than a leather jacket
Really just adds an air of finesse and mysteriousness to the character by all means imagine as something else if you want.

You realize that since the world Eaters are warriors of Khorne they'd obliderate the entire planet for fun, right? Just something to keep in mind.

But on topic, I'd call in...The United Nations. They're the ones who both give and know two shits, after all.

You have there COMPLETE obedience and anyway there pre-heresy world eaters so a little bit more civilized.

When I picture a guy in a trenchocoat, I don't picture someone with an air of mysstery and finesse.

I think of this:

 

[White_Hawk]

send them nazi zombies from cod, WITHOUT TEH RAMNDOM BOX! MUHAHAHAHA!

 

[CheckD3]

If I choose Black Mesa, do I get Gordon Freeman? If not, then I'll choose what's his face from Splatterhouse, since he can regen limbs

If it has to be an actual faction, I'll take the Spanish community from RE4, since they're pretty bad ass the farther along you fight them

 

[FalloutJack]

As its in Korea, I cant help but think I'd go for Hawkeye out of M.A.S.H. I'd have him sit them all around a big table and give them all a bollocking.

This is actually a pretty good answer. However...

The Enclave is the shadow of the American government... Let's see them handle THIS in Seoul.

 

[IamQ]

I was going to say the Crimzon Guard from Jak 2, but then I realized that they're basically just cops with laser rifles (which they can't aim with for shit).

But maybe Death Guard? I know you said Space Marine, but these are Chaos, so I say that they don't count.

If not them, then I'll say Helghast.

 

[DuctTapeJedi]

The Geth.
Not only could they take out Kim Jong Il, but they could also hack into his control systems to prevent him from ever launching any nukes.