NPC One Liners

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The idea is simple. You are an NPC in any game (real or not) and you have one line. It can be anyhting you can think of but it can only be one line. What would you say?

 

[Blue Musician]

Hello!

 

[Sleekgiant]

All your base are belong to us. HA HA HA

 

[capin Rob]

EXclmation point* Who's that?

 

[Anarchemitis]

I was frozen today!

 

[Acier]

I ran into a Mudcrab the other day

 

[CloggedDonkey]

I am an old man.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this.

 

[CounterAttack]

Don't touch that! It's a -

 

[Jaywebbs]

You can't win the game, that is impossible, you just have to realize the truth, That there is no game.

[sup]Can ya tell that I just finished watching the Matrix?[/sup]

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I thought and I thought and I thought, and eventually I decided: maybe.

 

[Blue Musician]

Be careful, citizen.

 

[Valkyrie101]

Stop! You've violated the law!

 

[Sam G]

Press "B" to jump!

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Stop poking me!

 

[MrShowerHead]

Do a barrel roll!

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Welcome to Corneria.

 

[MrShowerHead]

"12 o'clock,man, close!"

 

[Shemming]

The truth is your a NPC as well, you just dont know it.

then the player will wonder.

 

[Blue Musician]

Who ate all the donuts?