Oh hell no!

[The Rogue Wolf]

The Human Centipede. Just hearing what the movie was about disturbed me deeply. Will I ever watch it? HELL FREAKING NO!

That was more of a "why would you even" on my charts.

 

[Poetic Nova]

The last time I lost most strenght in my muscles, could barely walk. Which was last friday. Stil recovering from it.
Last nights dream counts aswel.

 

[Saltyk]

I remember driving down the road late at night and being very sleepy. Then, two different rigs short of became one huge trailer in my vision. I immediately took an exit, found a parking lot, and took a short nap. When you're hallucinating giant trucks, you probably shouldn't be driving.

 

[Loop Stricken]

The emoji move being real.

They made a movie about Battleship. Why is this such a surprise.

The book of the film was much better, I hear.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Shit like Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey becoming a thing was not a pleasant reality. Also President Trump, that is all.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

The Human Centipede. Just hearing what the movie was about disturbed me deeply. Will I ever watch it? HELL FREAKING NO!

I've seen 1 and 2 and if the very premise freaks you out, yeah, I'd say you're better off.
Not trying to call anyone a lightweight, just reaffirming your position. The first one's honestly not as graphic as you'd think, the second one totally is though, there was a significant amount of covering my eyes and I have a moderately thick skin when it comes to that stuff, moderately.

Anyhow, in the same vein, A Serbian Film.
I'm a a point in my life that I trust people when they say "you don't want to know" and knowing just a tiny bit of the plot and written details of some of the scenes, yeah, not touchin' that one.

 

[Saelune]

Anything with bugs or plane crashes.

When they make novelizations of movies based off books. There's a novelization series of the Harry Potter movies. No, not a re-print of the original books, an actual version of the movie. So if it wasn't in the movie, it doesn't make the novelization.

What about a board game based on a movie based on a board game? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_(film)#Board_game

Or a video game based on a movie based on a video game, but it is more a bad rip-off of a competing video game. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter:_The_Movie_(console_video_game)

 

[pookie101]

The Human Centipede. Just hearing what the movie was about disturbed me deeply. Will I ever watch it? HELL FREAKING NO!

I've seen 1 and 2 and if the very premise freaks you out, yeah, I'd say you're better off.
Not trying to call anyone a lightweight, just reaffirming your position. The first one's honestly not as graphic as you'd think, the second one totally is though, there was a significant amount of covering my eyes and I have a moderately thick skin when it comes to that stuff, moderately.

Anyhow, in the same vein, A Serbian Film.
I'm a a point in my life that I trust people when they say "you don't want to know" and knowing just a tiny bit of the plot and written details of some of the scenes, yeah, not touchin' that one.

yeah a serbian film most people would be better off not only not seeing but not knowing it even exists.. vile piece of work and not the worst out there

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Anything with bugs or plane crashes.

When they make novelizations of movies based off books. There's a novelization series of the Harry Potter movies. No, not a re-print of the original books, an actual version of the movie. So if it wasn't in the movie, it doesn't make the novelization.

What about a board game based on a movie based on a board game? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battleship_(film)#Board_game

Or a video game based on a movie based on a video game, but it is more a bad rip-off of a competing video game. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Street_Fighter:_The_Movie_(console_video_game)

I would totally read a book based off the TV show based of the board game based off the movie based off the board game of Battleship.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

The emoji move being real.

They made a movie about Battleship. Why is this such a surprise.

well battleship told the story of brave explorers, responding to a transmission, who are trappedon a primitive planet and they show restraint as they try and call home and act in self defence vs the barbaric apes

I don't think you were watching the same movie I was. And yes I saw what you did there, I still don't think you were watching the same movie I was.

Pretty much how I reacted when Trump became the President.

Yeah me too.

Also reading comments on news stories makes me want to pant my face into a desk so hard it leaves an imprint.

 

[Arnoxthe1]

id recommend picking up a copy of Killing is Harmless: A Critical Reading of Spec Ops: The Line.. an excerpt is found here https://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/11/read-an-excerpt-from-killing-is-harmless-a-book-sized-reading-of-spec-ops-the-line/

i played the game normally the first time and then read a chapter and then played it and got so much out of it.. well worth chucking a couple of dollars towards the author. its so deep its flooring

Spec Ops is really great but... You haven't really gone down the video game rabbit hole until you've played The Beginner's Guide. Made by Davey Wreden, the same guy (mostly) behind The Stanley Parable. It was actually inspired by something he legitly went through. But I won't spoil it. It's such a mindfuck in that it quickly evolves into chaos and massive self-doubt if you think about it for any length of time. It's quite a beautiful loving well-crafted mindfuck but a mindfuck all the same.

 

[pookie101]

id recommend picking up a copy of Killing is Harmless: A Critical Reading of Spec Ops: The Line.. an excerpt is found here https://www.kotaku.com.au/2012/11/read-an-excerpt-from-killing-is-harmless-a-book-sized-reading-of-spec-ops-the-line/

i played the game normally the first time and then read a chapter and then played it and got so much out of it.. well worth chucking a couple of dollars towards the author. its so deep its flooring

Spec Ops is really great but... You haven't really gone down the video game rabbit hole until you've played The Beginner's Guide. Made by Davey Wreden, the same guy (mostly) behind The Stanley Parable. It was actually inspired by something he legitly went through. But I won't spoil it. It's such a mindfuck in that it quickly evolves into chaos and massive self-doubt if you think about it for any length of time. It's quite a beautiful loving well-crafted mindfuck but a mindfuck all the same.

ive been meaning to check that out actually.. i loved the stanley parable

 

[Laughing Man]

Two posts up and five minutes ago reading that Suicide Fucking Squad some how managed to win an Oscar.

 

[Secondhand Revenant]

Two posts up and five minutes ago reading that Suicide Fucking Squad some how managed to win an Oscar.

Idk maybe it won an award for 'Title that most describes how viewers will feel after'

 

[hermes]

Two posts up and five minutes ago reading that Suicide Fucking Squad some how managed to win an Oscar.

Yeah, that was pretty hilarious.

But not entirely unexpected considering Batman Forever, 50 Shades of Grey, Heaven's Gate, The Lone Ranger, Norbit and the three first Transformers movies has been nominated as well...