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Mike the Bard

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But don't worry! the grim reaper will let you return to the land of the living... if you beat him at a game of your choice

what would your choice be? I would choose Calvin ball, i have the feeling he'll just give up five minutes in.
 

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Pokemon, I've been in an arms race against my best friend for almost a decade on that series, by now both of our teams are tuned to close perfection. Hopefully the Grim Reaper wouldn't have spent enough time on his team's EVs to have a decent chance!
 

Colour Scientist

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Rock, Paper, Scissors. Best out of three.

I don't think I'd be confident enough to play him in chess or anything.

What about a drinking game?
I bet I'd win that.
 

IckleMissMayhem

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Beer Pong.

[sub]actually, it would have to be cider/wine pong... stupid coeliac is stupid....[/sub]

Don't look at me all disapproving-like, I intend to enjoy my afterlife. Also, I seem to be pretty damn amazing at Beer Pong.
 

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Trivia contest about Professional Wrestling. It's about the only thing I know that, when the chips are down like this, I have at least a chance at winning.
 

Padwolf

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Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, race in City Escape. I will win. I have never been beaten. Ever! the grim reaper doesn't stand a chance against me on Sonic!
 

disgruntledgamer

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The Right Answer: Twister. I'm willing to bet his joints aren't held together very well.

The Wrong Answer: Row Shambo. He's a skeleton it's not going to work.
 

sinsfire

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Calvin Ball is a good option.

I would go with Settlers of Catan. I might loose but not before I get to ask the Grim Reaper if he has any wood for my sheep. It would be worth it, I'm sure.
 

mitchell271

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Battleship, Table football and Twister, in that order because I know that he's a little ***** when it comes to losing.

In all seriousness, probably Halo. I can kick all kinds of ass at any of them.
 

StormShaun

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A dance contest, we all know the Reaper can't dance for crap. Hell even Commander Shepard does better...that is why I would do the Commander all day long till his bones crumble.

If I loose I'll just do a "Dante's Inferno" on him...
 

Eclipse Dragon

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I would summon my cat and ask him to choose between me or the Grim Repear.
[sub][sub]I would also keep food hidden in my pocket for insurance purposes.[/sub][/sub]
 

sextus the crazy

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I'd battle him in competitive pokemon. I doubt death is that knowledgeable about 5th gen OU (or anything involving pokemon battling).
 

Basement Cat

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I'd challenge him to The Ultimate Game of course.

[footnote]Psst!!! The best campaigns NEVER end![/footnote]

 

The Artificially Prolonged

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Challenge him to a duel to the death. He's already dead so I win by default as I am not technically dead until he claims my soul.

Or if he does not fall for that bizarre logic, I shall challenge him to a drinking contest. Whoever can't hold their drink losers. He's a skeleton, good luck with that.
 

thesilentman

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I challenge him to a round of 'getting the farthest in Dark Souls.' Let's see Death's reaction to this. And of course, all we need is Calvin-

*Rereads OP*

OH FUCKING DAMMIT! Why must I be ninja'd!?