Over 100% of homosexual gays listen to Skrillex

[Zyst]

Hey guys, I am ripping this from 9gag where I initially read it, for those of you who haven't seen it I thought I'd share ^^

Spoiler: image

EDIT: Here's the original source: http://christwire.org/2012/02/skrillex-uses-satanic-and-homosexual-influence-to-win-grammys/

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd say it was satire.

But satire is more subtle than that.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you for cheering up my day. XD

 

[Zyst]

I'd say it was satire.

But satire is more subtle than that.

I agree, but I had a pretty good laugh out of it so I don't really mind. Not saying lets get our torches together and burn this guy, I'm saying: "I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?".

 

[Zyst]

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Thank you for cheering up my day. XD

Hahah Yeah I know!! Have a good day mate.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

I'd say it was satire.

But satire is more subtle than that.

I agree, but I had a pretty good laugh out of it so I don't really mind. Not saying lets get our torches together and burn this guy, I'm saying: "I thought this was funny, maybe you will too?".

It had it's moments.

Probably has to be so grossly over the top to insure that everyone knows it's a joke.

 

[repeating integers]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

 

[TheLizardKing]

Wow. I just remembered why i hate 9gag.

 

[DANEgerous]

I would say this is well researched and scientifically sound... but then I would be an absolute moron.

 

[Hazy992]

So it's only the homosexual gays then? Heterosexual gays don't like Skrillex apparently.

As others have said this is most likely satire, otherwise my faith in humanity just took a severe nosedive.

 

[Jonluw]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

 

[Muspelheim]

I like the idea of a futuristic devil machine! I'll get right to constructing one.

Also, it's an odd tidbit that about a third of the female audience to a concert ment for homosexual gays are raped and presumably dragged kicking and screaming to some Atheist (Or worse yet, french) abortion clinic. Surely, it'd be a bit more well-known. Oh, right, them gays control the media, ho-hum.

Although I can get behind boycotting dubstep, it's just really loud thumping.

 

[Bernzz]

It's Christwire. Everything I've seen from that site has been so over the top it has to have been satire. I'm going with satire for this, if the incredibly over the top wording of the article didn't already make me think satire.

Funny, though.

 

[Zyst]

Very definitely a piece of Christwire-like satire.

Yeah, it's a lot like christwire...

While it's okay as satire, I didn't find it particularly funny.
It's not subtle enough for that.

Really? I think the over-the-top style was performed pretty well, and it made me laugh quite a bit.

 

[Wayneguard]

What is this... Skrillex?

 

[Shock and Awe]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

Its from a satire site.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

>Christwire

Well there's your problem. It's as satirical as The Onion.

>9gag

Son. I disappoint.

 

[Quaxar]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christwire

Its from a satire site.

Oooor... that Wikipedia srticle about it is satire and the site itself is really made by the WBC!
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[SpectacularWebHead]

Oh, I see your problem.
Christwire.