Painful stupid stunts~

[SaetonChapelle]

So yesterday my friend picked me up and began jogging. I am less than 115 lbs, a tiny female. He is 170lbs of large dude. At full speed he tripped, dropped me on a concrete block and landed on me full weight. I now have a broken hip and busted arm.

Though the pain killed have been the highlight of my day. In my young years this has been my first real injury besides being hit by a car a few years back which helped cause a fracture on my hip on the same side.

So how about you? The action above was innocent and playful, until it turned stupid and painful. What have you guys done to either yourselves, or your friends, that has resulted in either pain for you guys, or damage to property.

 

[Rose and Thorn]

Ouch, hope you feel better.

I used to jump creeks with my friends, I only fell in once, but we caught it on camera, it looked like I was trying to perform swan lake as I fell in. Though I never got injured.

One time me and a bud went up to a beach cottage and during the night we took our bicycles out and rode them on the beach riding over sand castles like jumps. It was fun...until I hit a large enough sand castle that my bike couldn't go over and I flipped over the handle bars, one of my hands held on to the handle and it twisted as I turned in the air. So throughout the night it started to pain me and the next morning I couldn't move it, turned out I had sprained my wrist VERY badly. That was some pain I'll tell you.

 

[bobmus]

Ouch. I was once giving a piggy-back, slipped and went down. We both got some bad hits to the forehead.

 

[Jonluw]

I misread the title as "Painful stupid puns" for some reason.
Now I'm disappointed.

OT: Oh lot's of shit. I can't remember a specific event though.
Although I do remember hitting my sister in the mouth with a croquet mallet on my backswing once.

 

[Kae]

Well most of it's accidents since I so very easily distracted, or more accurately I'm always too busy thinking about something to pay attention to what's going on around me, but I guess I should have known that driving an ATV wasn't a good idea taking this into consideration, well anyway I somehow managed to run over myself with it, and then crashed the thing into a barbed wire fence.

Other than that, well I once kicked a lamp post and broke my foot, I knocked myself out by tackling the wall head-first that one time, I burned my eye with boiling oil that one time, when one of the cities I lived on flooded I decided to use the ship shaped pool as a boat, it didn't sink surprisingly but they had to drag me back to the house because I was trapped in there and the water had a lot of roaches swimming in it so I wasn't going to touch it [small](What? I was 7![/small], during 1 earthquake I didn't move from below the fan, but it didn't fall so it's OK, and many other things I'm sure, in the hospital all the doctors knew me by name when I was a kid, so yeah I was hurt all the time.
Nothing particularly recent though.

 

[Dags90]

OT: Oh lot's of shit. I can't remember a specific event though.
Although I do remember hitting my sister in the mouth with a croquet mallet on my backswing once.

Reminds me of the time my brother hit me in the head with a shovel, came close to taking an eye out. Who'd have thought building a snow fort could be so dangerous?

One time I tried to jump over a friend using our trampoline. Didn't work out well, I wound up doing about 3/4[sup]ths[/sup] of a front flip with a twist and managed to land on my hip first. Not pleasant.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I was on a work night out once and the guys were all horsing around after drinking a bit too much - then one particularly clueless coworker picked up the boss, threw him over his shoulder and dropped him on the concrete. Said coworker got transferred to a different store not long after.

 

[Powereaver]

I was practicing batting with my cricket bat in my small outdoor "garden" and taking full swings.. when one swing .. i managed to collect the washingline with my bat... ricocheting the bat off the line into my face... so basically i managed to crack the bridge of my nose slightly due to my own stupidity

 

[RustlessPotato]

my life is a series of "it seemed like a good idea at the time"

 

[iseko]

I was drunk and having a wee behind a tree. Being drunk I thought it would be amusing to leap out waving my willy at cars as they approached and then to leap back behind the tree. On my third leap or so a young sapling branch was pushed back and then whipped across my eyeball causing a corneal abrasion, basically a cut on the eyeball.

I went to hospital, put my head in a clamp and used a scalple to remove the flap of skin on my eyeball.

I was in bed for about 2 weeks and seemed to have recovered. I went to the pub, forgot to put my drops in, went to bed, my eyelid dried to the scab on my eye and when I woke up it ripped it off and I was back to square one.

Single most painful incident of my life by a country mile.

Hope you get better soon.

That sounds... so... painful and stupid. You win I think.

OT: as a kid I thought it would be fun to pee on an electrified fence. It wasn't fun at all.

 

[Lionsfan]

So yesterday my ex-friend picked me up and began jogging. I am less than 115 lbs, a tiny female. He is 170lbs of large dude. At full speed he tripped, dropped me on a concrete block and landed on me full weight. I now have a broken hip and busted arm.

Though the pain killed have been the highlight of my day. In my young years this has been my first real injury besides being hit by a car a few years back which helped cause a fracture on my hip on the same side.

So how about you? The action above was innocent and playful, until it turned stupid and painful. What have you guys done to either yourselves, or your friends, that has resulted in either pain for you guys, or damage to property.

I've gotta say, if somebody ever did that to me, I would have a hard time not trying to beat them senseles.

And I don't think I've ever gotten hurt from a stupid stunt. So yay for me?

 

[DrgoFx]

I've only done two real stunts to injure myself in my life. The first time, I was about 8, my cousin, aunt and I went to the beach. My cousin was being a dick and trying to pick me up [He was older by far] And I tried to run from him, slipped on some mossy surface, back slip and landed on my knee, hard. No surgery or anything, hurt like hell, still have issues with that knee.

Recently, and a bit less "epic" if you can call it that, I was playing volley ball with the marines and myself and the other frontliner got the same idea. We both slid down to hit the ball over the net but instead, the bottom of his foot rammed into my toes and jammed in two of my toes. Not fun. I couldn't walk or run properly for two weeks.

 

[Vuliev]

I went down a steep concrete driveway on a defective scooter. The handlebars collapsed halfway down the hill, so I decided to bail onto the driveway than take a chance of flying fifty feet after the driveway ran out.

Somehow, I only ended up with a broken arm.

 

[SaetonChapelle]

I misread the title as "Painful stupid puns" for some reason.
Now I'm disappointed.

OT: Oh lot's of shit. I can't remember a specific event though.
Although I do remember hitting my sister in the mouth with a croquet mallet on my backswing once.

Well... painful stupid puns as well! Though Im not sure I know any...

Ow... thats just... your poor sister~

 

[Worgen]

I was jumping on a trampling and looked up at just the right time to get stabbed almost in the eye by a tree branch. Needed to go to the emergency room to have the pieces of it pulled out of my face.

 

[Al-Bundy-da-G]

I got drunk and tried to ride an alligator on vacation at my cousin's house last year. Alligators, as it turns out, do not enjoy being rode like a extremely squat mule. Good new is that I have an awesome story along with awesome scars. Bastard had a hell of a bite, broke my damn arm...

 

[Lunatic High]

This one time when I was like 7 or 8 or something I was screwing around with a paperclip I had it all unfolded like. I saw a plugin and stuck one end in one hole and nothing happened then I bent to other end around and put it in the other. Apparently I was knocked unconcious because I woke up on the floor, I don't know how long I was out for but I'm certain it was mid after noon early evening, because I had just finished watchin power rangers but it was night when I woke up and both of my thumbs and index fingers had pretty good burns on them.

Also this one time I was at a babysitters, outside throwing a rock up in the air and catchin it in a baseball glove but the sun got in my eyes and the rock hit my face and split my lip open. My mom laughed at me.

As for something a little more current. I was really drunk walking around with my friends, we lived in a small town at the time and there is "old school car event" that happens every year during which the whole town kinda goes crazy. Good times I still go every year I'm able. ANYWAY to keep this short we were walking around drinking booze and a couple cops pull up get out and demanded that we pour out our alchol. So of course I refuse and one cop reaches for my beer, so I slapped his hand, then he tried to grab me but I backed away and turned to run and I got tazed in the back. Believe the hype it fucking HURTS pain has never quite been the same since, but I suppose I can't complain I only had to spend the night in the drunk tank. Which was cool cause 5 other people were detained that night and I knew everyone of them.... almost makes me nostalgic.

 

[Tazzy da Devil]

I asked my brother to take my to the skate bowl and teach me some BMX tricks. I ended up with a broken jaw.