People, we have a song that's worse than "Friday"...

[Deadlock Radium]

So just now I stumbled upon an apparently new song by some Norwegian "singer", and it was so Goddamn, downright awful that I jumped right to concluding that it's the worst pop song I've ever heard, and that it's even worse than Rebecca Black's "Friday".

Spoiler: Spoiled for your safety.

Spoiler: No, seriously, it's horrible.

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So, Escapists, what do you think?

 

[gothic wolf]

After 30 seconds my brain melted, I'm not joking there is a wierd gray goo coming out of my ears an i cant do math no good no more. D:

 

[Pandaman1911]

What in the.
That's pretty blisteringly awful, but not quite as bad as Friday, in my uneducated opinion. Miss Black's particular brand of ear-bleeding wails and stupid-looking very punch-able face trump this young Norwegian... thing... by several marks, I feel.

 

[Bags159]

Let's hurry and give it attention because we apparently hate it so bad that we want to show it to everyone.

 

[jakko12345]

Whoever made this song clearly knows it sucks; they've disabled comments and ratings on the tube. But yeah it's pretty damn awful

 

[TheIronRuler]

Have you seen the lighting effects?
It looks like an amateur youtube flick.
At least "Friday" had some production value.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Wow, you may actually be right about that. At least friday has a catchy tune, that has nothing.

 

[b3nn3tt]

I very much regret watching that. I made it about halfway through before I had to turn off. That is truly terrible

 

[Deadlock Radium]

Have you seen the lighting effects?
It looks like an amateur youtube flick.
At least "Friday" had some production value.

Well, it's filmed in Norway. We've got like ten or so proper producers or summin' here, and all of them probably cost about a million NOK to hire.

Still, I made it to the 1 minute mark.
Now I'm dead.

 

[similar.squirrel]

I think this is a parody, so it doesn't really count. Then again, calling shit satire doesn't make it any less shit, if it's bad satire. Which this is.

 

[TheIronRuler]

Have you seen the lighting effects?
It looks like an amateur youtube flick.
At least "Friday" had some production value.

Well, it's filmed in Norway. We've got like ten or so proper producers or summin' here, and all of them probably cost about a million NOK to hire.

Still, I made it to the 1 minute mark.
Now I'm dead.

I didn't watc past the second 'I'm a crappy housewife' monologue.
But this really looks bad. I mean that if I would film myself playing Solitaire it would look cleaner.

 

[richd213]

Because it's fun to pick apart other people's art and insult them?

You could just, you know, not listen to it.

I take it you don't watch zero punctuation then.

 

[GarrettAD]

Changing chauvinism for mass materialism, dear god feminism went wrong somewhere...

Honestly though, although the song is indeed bad (very bad), what aggravates me the most is the look of the singer herself. It's a personality archetype I've spent a lot of time with, working in a nightclub. And it is far from pleasant.

 

[JochemDude]

Friday was a horror flick. Never thought it would progress the same way those did.

 

[cookieXkiller]

got to 20 seconds then had to go back to my music... not even cannibal corpse will heal my ears from that torture...

 

[Vengeful Dusk]

Okay, yeah, that was pretty bad. Definately worse than Friday.

Yet that is still more tolerable than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU

:-/

 

[The Apothecarry]

I stayed up all night. Thank the Emperor that my mind is completely disengaged.

24 seconds in and my brain started shouting "KILL IT!" before it tried to set itself on fire. I at least watched Friday more than once...

 

[Mace Tulio]

I really really hope this is a parody, or in some way satirical. I don't think the bloated music industry can handle any more terrible music.


EDIT:

Okay, yeah, that was pretty bad. Definately worse than Friday.

Yet that is still more tolerable than http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bdeizHM9OU

:-/

Holy Christ that is intolerable... I really hope the music industry will pull out of this trend, better late then never.