Personalized Hell

[eatenbyagrue]

I'm already IN my personal hell: I'm the sole smart guy in my class of illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots, in a part of the university well known for producing illiterate pillocks, thickheads and idiots. I swear, half the time I spend wondering how they're capable of surviving, nay, functioning with paramecium-level intelligence (that is to say, none at all).

Well SOMEONE has a lot of self esteem.

As much as I'd like to say that its me being conceited, sadly, it isn't. I've seen several teachers dressing-down the class for being a bunch of rowdy, illiterate dolts. And ask anyone in my university: Liberal Arts is not known for smart people ><

 

[Gestapo Hunter]

trying to pick the 2 doors of "damned if you do, Damned if you dont"

 

[Asciotes]

rendering me immortal and then tieing me to a chair whilst playing one episode of Hannah Montana on a continuous loop.

 

[MortisLegio]

Hell: made to play 12-year-old noobs on Xbox live where I never win, never get any points, and have to listen to them curse at me for sucking.
Heaven: me and the most beautiful (and most awesome) woman in the universe are together killing 12-year-old noobs on Xbox live and always winning and always happy.

 

[Julianking93]

Personalized Hell: Having to listen to Miley Cyrus 24/7. I would go absolutely crazy.

Personalized Heaven: Access to everything. I have way to many things I want to list now.

 

[ExplosivePterodactyl]

Having to listen to Rap, Miley Cyrus, or the Jonas Brothers for all eternity (spelling? D or having to watch little kid shows or anything close to them forever...