Photographic Evidence that an Escapist Staff Member is having an Affair with Daystar!

[Fappy]

The common phrase, "a man and his dog" is supposed to invoke strong feelings of companionship. Somehow I don't believe this is the kind of "companionship" most people think of when they think of the phrase:

Spoiler

What you are seeing here is Escapist Web Developer ThyNameIsMud [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/ThyNameIsMud] excavating the throat of community harlot Daystar Clarion [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/Daystar+Clarion] in a passionate moment of lust.

I have no words.

...

I had a long and loving forum post about how I missed seeing all of you forum-goers at the Expo, but I fat fingered crtl+C without the "ctrl" key and deleted the whole thing. I think it was a sign from God Jim. In any case, it was an awesome experience and I want to see you all there next year!

Ask another Brovenger if you want to know wtf is up with this photo. I was sworn to secrecy. Daystar has an image to uphold after all... even if it's a slutty one. >.>

 

[Flamezdudes]

That dirty, dirty, sly fox. I think both of them deserve to be punished don't you?

I wish I could have gone to the Expo... god damn the universe and its hatred of me.

 

[Blunderboy]

Daystar looks underage too. That's worse right?

 

[Aerosteam]

I'll make an expo of my own right here in the UK! With blackjack! And hookers! Do you know what? I'll hold it off for now.

[small]God damn it I wish I could have gone.[/small]

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Okay Fappy, you've convinced me.
I'm going next year.

 

[Fappy]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

There would be be a lot of screaming I'd imagine.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I'll make an expo of my own right here in the UK! With blackjack! And hookers! Do you know what? I'll hold it off for now.

[small]God damn it I wish I could have gone.[/small]

Sorry, but I can not really take this blackjack and hookers-expo serious whilst a rainbow pony is looking at me with huge eyes.
We all know you would want hot cocoa and cuddles.

 

[Aerosteam]

I'll make an expo of my own right here in the UK! With blackjack! And hookers!

We all know you would want hot cocoa and cuddles.

Meh, there's hardly any difference between them anyway.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You're sworn to secrecy?

That's news to me.

Anyways, I'm glad that we found them and got the pic. Fucking hilarious.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one else did anything like that when we got them to take a picture with Daystar.

 

[Muspelheim]

Right, that settles it. I'm going to steal the neighbour's bathtub and build a longship out of it for next year's expo. The risk of losing my life to the man-eating whales of the Atlantic (or probably even the Skagerrak, depending on how poorly I do) is well worth it.

Anyone willing to join me on my voyage of plunder and wonder to faraway shores are more than welcome! You'll have to bring your own sword and shield, though.

We might be able to stop for lunch at Rapture, too.

 

[Fappy]

You're sworn to secrecy?

That's news to me.

Anyways, I'm glad that we found them and got the pic. Fucking hilarious.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one else did anything like that when we got them to take a picture with Daystar.

Of course it's secret! Daystar doesn't want anyone to know his doppelganger went around town motor-boating every girl in cosplay. Wait... DAMN IT! >.<

 

[DoPo]

Completely off-topic but, I wonder what would've happened had Zeel turned up to the expo ...

Who do you think took that picture? That's the Before picture, Fappy didn't show the

Spoiler: After

After

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You're sworn to secrecy?

That's news to me.

Anyways, I'm glad that we found them and got the pic. Fucking hilarious.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one else did anything like that when we got them to take a picture with Daystar.

Of course it's secret! Daystar doesn't want anyone to know his doppelganger went around town motor-boating every girl in cosplay. Wait... DAMN IT! >.<

Good job, that was supposed to be kept under wraps.

Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the cosplay smell out of his fur?

I'm just glad we all ran away from the anime girl bunnies, that would've gotten scary.

 

[Fappy]

You're sworn to secrecy?

That's news to me.

Anyways, I'm glad that we found them and got the pic. Fucking hilarious.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one else did anything like that when we got them to take a picture with Daystar.

Of course it's secret! Daystar doesn't want anyone to know his doppelganger went around town motor-boating every girl in cosplay. Wait... DAMN IT! >.<

Good job, that was supposed to be kept under wraps.

Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the cosplay smell out of his fur?

I'm just glad we all ran away from the anime girl bunnies, that would've gotten scary.

PsychicTaco sacrificed himself so that we could live on. Those girls pounced all over him and ate his... oh my... O.O

 

[The Wykydtron]

Looks like this thread will be Daystar's biggest challenge yet... How do you derail a thread about yourself?

I was laughing at the thread name, nice one Fappy, good to know you're still seeking the truth whereever it may lurk regardless of how controversial the news may be.

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

You're sworn to secrecy?

That's news to me.

Anyways, I'm glad that we found them and got the pic. Fucking hilarious.

Honestly, I'm surprised that no one else did anything like that when we got them to take a picture with Daystar.

Of course it's secret! Daystar doesn't want anyone to know his doppelganger went around town motor-boating every girl in cosplay. Wait... DAMN IT! >.<

Good job, that was supposed to be kept under wraps.

Do you have any idea how long it took me to get all the cosplay smell out of his fur?

I'm just glad we all ran away from the anime girl bunnies, that would've gotten scary.

PsychicTaco sacrificed himself so that we could live on. Those girls pounced all over him and ate his... oh my... O.O

It was horrible, did you see the picture he sent you?

Underneath the taco was a scared man pleading for his life...no one deserved that. D:

[sub][sub]Not gonna lie, I was laughing hysterically when it happened. XD[/sub][/sub]

 

[Fappy]

-Snip-

Tragedies can be hilarious sometimes.

-Snip-

I always reach out to the truth. Especially when it involves such a despicable act as this!

 

[Colour Scientist]

I'm so sad I didn't get to go.

Boo you.
Boo to you all!

 

[Daystar Clarion]

He promised me money.

I still don't have the money.

I think I was duped.