Picture Caption Competition

[Thespamanator]

Alright, I know some people have put captioning posts up before, but from what I've seen they haven't really been that successful.

So...

Make this one successful!

Come up with your funniest intellectual caption for the below picture, and after everyone gets bored I'll post a new picture on a new thread.
They will be game themed (Thus why I posted in Gaming Discussion, but sorry if it doesn't belong here(EDIT: Ok, I got moved =P)), and when enough people have posted I will start putting my top 3 so far underneath the picture, updated every now and then.

Here we go:

My Top 3 So Far

1.Have you ever been injured at work, on the road, or in a public place? Call Injury Lawyers 4 U and you can gain compensation, and get 100% of the money you deserve. - Zombie_Fish

2.Zombie:"I need bout tree fifty."
Bill:"Get away lochness monster!" - ae86gamer

3."Would you know what to do in a situation like this? If not, buy Left 4 Dead." - Zombie_Fish




EDIT: Hey guys keep the thread alive by agreeing / disagreeing with my Top 3, and saying which should replace any of them? =]

EDIT 2: OK, going to end this now, congratulations to Zombie_Fish who got 1st + 3rd ... And to ae86gamer I guess for coming second... But second is the first place loser! =]

 

[FallenRainbows]

"Oh SHIT Mexicans!" or "You Kids Get Of My Lawn!"

 

[jebussaves88]

"Oi Gareth, these rural strippers sure ain't my cup of tea".

 

[WittyName]

"Knew I should've given the gardeners a pay rise!"

 

[clicketycrack]

"Hey Tim, could you hold my gun for a second while I get this flag off my chest. Thanks buddy."

 

[jamie5166]

"now kids your grampa is only trying to tell you about the war" what game is it btw

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm going to reuse one of my own jokes.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

'Take that, wheelchair boy!'

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

"now kids your grampa is only trying to tell you about the war" what game is it btw

Left 4 Dead. Sorry for the double post!

 

[Stegofreak]

"Sean Connery is set upon by angry locals on the set of his new film"

or

"Typical; You wait and you wait for a zombie apocolypse and then it happens when you're asleep"

or

"Wait a minute, you aren't the usual hookers!"

 

[similar.squirrel]

'V-Day post Z-day'

'It could happen. Vote Republican.'

[The second one is somewhat redundant at this point, but it's worth a shot, I guess]

 

[FallenRainbows]

"I'm To Old For This" or "I Hate Kids"

 

[kommando367]

Chavs,
even zombies are preferable to them.

 

[ae86gamer]

Zombie:I need bout tree fifty.
Bill:Get away lochness monster!

 

[Alex_P]

Moved to forum games.

-- Alex

 

[Avatar Roku]

Zombie:I need bout tree fifty.
Bill:Get away lochness monster!

Yes. Reference to the best Southpark joke ever. I love chef's parents.

 

[Ago Iterum]

"Oh, oh god no! I stumbled over whilst edging backward as opposed to shooting them or running!"

 

[Combined]

"I knew I had a problem on my hands the moment I asked them to cut my lawn. Oh, well. Eat this, kids! GET OFF MY LAWN!"

 

[Prideful Heretic]

"Watch this I can cut your hair with bullets, Look at that smooth shave on your friend there!"

 

[Zombie_Fish]

Have you ever been injured at work, on the road, or in a public place? Call Injury Lawyers 4 U and you can gain compensation, and get 100% of the money you deserve.