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I would be lazy, like most film writers, and combine two previously made scripts.
I'm thinking '300' and '500 Days of Summer': '300 Days of Summer'.
Basically the script of '500 Days of Summer' but with alot of yelling.
"RINGO STAR IS MY FAVOURITE BEATLE"
I'm thinking '300' and '500 Days of Summer': '300 Days of Summer'.
Basically the script of '500 Days of Summer' but with alot of yelling.
"RINGO STAR IS MY FAVOURITE BEATLE"
Allright,we start with a clip of Christopher Walken in sunglasses driving at night,singing some 70's rock song. Now we cut to Johnny Deep going around in a drug district with his daughter. Depp is a drugdealar and have noticed that people don't like to shoot him when he has his daughter with him. Suddenly! His daughter is kidnapped and Walker knows how did it. Now the first half is about Deep finding Walken and convincing him to help him get his daughter back. The second half is about them driving around singing in Walkens car and kicking gangster ass! The third part is about finding the dauggter and taking her back home safely.
Finish with a brofist in the sunset between Walken and Deep.
Whadda think?
Finish with a brofist in the sunset between Walken and Deep.
Whadda think?
Okay, here's my idea. I am a janitor at a college, but I feel like I'm smarter than everyone there and the professor notices when I do a large equation left on the board. Also, Brad Pitt is my best friend.
Alright so this guy you've never heard of walks around in a desert for over 3.5 hours and its starring someone who's never been in a movie before.
Oh wait.
Hollywood actually made that movie. Damn.
Oh wait.
Hollywood actually made that movie. Damn.
In the future, world hunger will extend beyond just the third world and eventually hit major powers like the U.S. and U.K. due to overpopulation. In the havoc and downfall, a group comes into power to unify the world to better meet needs. The first thing they decide is that all child birth will be done through artificial insemination so that population growth can be controlled. When the law is repeatedly broken, they use reeducation to alter ancient religious text to state that it is, indeed, heterosexuality which is the abomination and that any god fearing person would be a homosexual, combining this with genetic engineering to further the effect, they lower the amount of people breaking the law by simply eliminating the desire for heterosexual intercourse.
After 150 years, the food supply is stabilized, and new innovations actually now would allow for a rapid population growth without serious problems. However, the artificially insemination birthed children are very easy to control, as they have no parents to be raised by and are instead raised by the state. Therefore, to prevent people from having children that they would raise themselves, they continue the same propaganda against the morality of heterosexual relations. However, others are beginning to realize that there is no more immediate need for population limitation, and the 5-7% remaining heterosexual population remaining are beginning to demand rights such as legalization of heterosexual intercourse, marriage and childbirth. Seeing natural childbirth as a threat, the established powers try to fight this viscously.
You could either take this down a V for Vendetta like path, with a hero leading a revolution, or you could go for a more political approach. Either way, could be interesting.
After 150 years, the food supply is stabilized, and new innovations actually now would allow for a rapid population growth without serious problems. However, the artificially insemination birthed children are very easy to control, as they have no parents to be raised by and are instead raised by the state. Therefore, to prevent people from having children that they would raise themselves, they continue the same propaganda against the morality of heterosexual relations. However, others are beginning to realize that there is no more immediate need for population limitation, and the 5-7% remaining heterosexual population remaining are beginning to demand rights such as legalization of heterosexual intercourse, marriage and childbirth. Seeing natural childbirth as a threat, the established powers try to fight this viscously.
You could either take this down a V for Vendetta like path, with a hero leading a revolution, or you could go for a more political approach. Either way, could be interesting.
It all started long ago... The Great Pantheon of gods created the universe from their own will. They made man in their image, and gave him intelligence. The men prayed to the Pantheon, and the Pantheon kept them alive. Heroes came and went on the planet, and eventually, all the Humans on the planet were united into one glorious nation. The Pantheon was happy.
However, one member of the Pantheon, The Art God, was mad that his name was the least praised of all names. He asked his brothers and sisters with in the Pantheon for more worship, but the Pantheon would hear none of it. Enraged, the Art God left the Pantheon and journeyed through the darkness of the Universe. He sought an area of the universe the Gods had never seen. Soon enough, he found his land.
Using the powers of Art, he designed and intricate Model Ball that soon became a planet. On it, he made waters out of paint and land made of clay and plaster. He then created the Animals using Wool, Cotton, Ink and String. He was pleased with his new planet, and created a race to rival those of humans: Blobish creatures known as Sentients.
The Sentients lived and prayed to the Art God, and many small states were formed during his reign. The nations rarely fought one another, and art was more appreciated then heroism unlike the Human world. The Art God was happy with the Sentients, and he kept them alive just like the Pantheon kept the Humans alive. But he knew this peace wouldn't last forever...
Soon, the Pantheon found the Art God and his world. They were impressed at how one god had done all the work that it took a group of gods to do on another planet. The Pantheon noticed one flaw with the creatures though: They prayed only to the Art god and no Pantheon God was known. The Pantheon demanded the Art god tell the Sentients of them and to worship them equal. The Art god declared he wouldn't. This made the Pantheon very mad, and they decided it was time for rebellion.
The Pantheon whispered into the ears of several strong, intelligent and important Sentients and many responded. They wore all black and prayed to all the gods. The numbers were rather small but they consisted of the best of the planet. They soon numbered enough to stage a coup across the planet. The art god caught whiff of the plan however, and gave the Loyal Sentients the strength to fight them off. The Pantheon was enfuriated, and in a fit of anger, they assaulted and killed the Art God. With the art God dead, the Pantheon Sentients staged another attack, with successes everywhere they went.
The last kingdom standing was a small trading nation. With no way of defeating them, the King and Queen of the Country took their son, Bob, into the suburbs, and gave him to their most loyal Lordship, Reginald. They also gave him a magical sword for Bob when he turned 18, for it had been for told by the wind that Bob would save the Art Gods religion and the loyal people who pray to him alone. Reginald swore to defend the sword and the young Prince with his life. Eventually the King and Queen were killed, and the world was united under the banner of the Pantheon, imposing their laws and rules (Such as all men and women must wear clothing). But the Prince, and the fabled sword, were kept hidden.
For 18 years, Bob lived with Reginald, not knowing of his past, and living as a nobleman. One day, after his 18th Birthday, he met a woman by the name of Deborah. Deborah told Bob of the Art God, who was the true life giver and the true god to worship. She would soon be captured by the guards for worshiping "Idols" and for not wearing clothes (Please note that the Blobs don't actually have Human Genitalia).
He soon returned home and asked Reginald about the Art God, and Reginald told him about the religion, as well as Bob's true past. Reginald then told him of the Prophecy, about how Bob would become the king of the Earth, and would return his people to the ways of Old. Bob, feeling deep down that the words were true, took up the sword and vowed to free his people from the Pantheon.
"The Holly Crusader"
Rated PG-13
However, one member of the Pantheon, The Art God, was mad that his name was the least praised of all names. He asked his brothers and sisters with in the Pantheon for more worship, but the Pantheon would hear none of it. Enraged, the Art God left the Pantheon and journeyed through the darkness of the Universe. He sought an area of the universe the Gods had never seen. Soon enough, he found his land.
Using the powers of Art, he designed and intricate Model Ball that soon became a planet. On it, he made waters out of paint and land made of clay and plaster. He then created the Animals using Wool, Cotton, Ink and String. He was pleased with his new planet, and created a race to rival those of humans: Blobish creatures known as Sentients.
The Sentients lived and prayed to the Art God, and many small states were formed during his reign. The nations rarely fought one another, and art was more appreciated then heroism unlike the Human world. The Art God was happy with the Sentients, and he kept them alive just like the Pantheon kept the Humans alive. But he knew this peace wouldn't last forever...
Soon, the Pantheon found the Art God and his world. They were impressed at how one god had done all the work that it took a group of gods to do on another planet. The Pantheon noticed one flaw with the creatures though: They prayed only to the Art god and no Pantheon God was known. The Pantheon demanded the Art god tell the Sentients of them and to worship them equal. The Art god declared he wouldn't. This made the Pantheon very mad, and they decided it was time for rebellion.
The Pantheon whispered into the ears of several strong, intelligent and important Sentients and many responded. They wore all black and prayed to all the gods. The numbers were rather small but they consisted of the best of the planet. They soon numbered enough to stage a coup across the planet. The art god caught whiff of the plan however, and gave the Loyal Sentients the strength to fight them off. The Pantheon was enfuriated, and in a fit of anger, they assaulted and killed the Art God. With the art God dead, the Pantheon Sentients staged another attack, with successes everywhere they went.
The last kingdom standing was a small trading nation. With no way of defeating them, the King and Queen of the Country took their son, Bob, into the suburbs, and gave him to their most loyal Lordship, Reginald. They also gave him a magical sword for Bob when he turned 18, for it had been for told by the wind that Bob would save the Art Gods religion and the loyal people who pray to him alone. Reginald swore to defend the sword and the young Prince with his life. Eventually the King and Queen were killed, and the world was united under the banner of the Pantheon, imposing their laws and rules (Such as all men and women must wear clothing). But the Prince, and the fabled sword, were kept hidden.
For 18 years, Bob lived with Reginald, not knowing of his past, and living as a nobleman. One day, after his 18th Birthday, he met a woman by the name of Deborah. Deborah told Bob of the Art God, who was the true life giver and the true god to worship. She would soon be captured by the guards for worshiping "Idols" and for not wearing clothes (Please note that the Blobs don't actually have Human Genitalia).
He soon returned home and asked Reginald about the Art God, and Reginald told him about the religion, as well as Bob's true past. Reginald then told him of the Prophecy, about how Bob would become the king of the Earth, and would return his people to the ways of Old. Bob, feeling deep down that the words were true, took up the sword and vowed to free his people from the Pantheon.
"The Holly Crusader"
Rated PG-13
Failed actor tortures a successful one in a succession of different ways relating to the movies the successful one played in.