Pitch a movie idea with as few words as possible

[E-mantheseeker]

You work in the film industry and you're asked to pitch an original movie idea, however the movie executive has a very short attention span and you need to hook him in with as few words as possible.

Pitch those ideas!

 

[SharPhoe]

River Tam beats up everyone.

What more could you want?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Giant Demonic Motorhomes.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

"Dirty Sexy Money"... oh wait

 

[El Poncho]

Baseball team coach with Adam Sandler.

 

[A Weary Exile]

I love your posts, so original.

OP: Nudity and violence. (Genius)

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Explosions and a talking Pie.

 

[sheic99]

I got an idea for a movie,
and it goes like this
It's about a boy who gets his finger caught
In a bottle of Mr. Pibb
And they go on adventures

Cookie for the reference.

 

[NeutralMunchHotel]

Snakes on a Plane. Oh Snap!

Real: Man. Gun. Preschool. Affection. Romcom. Mr T.

 

[Armored Prayer]

It involves your mom and...
No!

Baby Seals declare war on hunters.

 

[Aqualung]

Hmm, got one:

Zombies.

 

[NeutralDrow]

Horse golfs.

 

[Baby Tea]

Air-born exploding virus

 

[Erja_Perttu]

Bounty hunters. In Space!

 

[MajoraPersona]

A charismatic young woman deals with being raped.

 

[Dyp100]

Best Action Movie Ever.

Yep, if that was me, it'd take it up and make it the best action move evarrrr.

 

[Dr. James]

Guns Explosions Tits and Special Effects. Also Ninjas.

 

[ZeroMachine]

Sex.

(... Does porno count?)

 

[Quaidis]

Cat Tornadoes.

And it's that's too far-fetched, then how about:

Zombie Typhoons.

That's right. Not just typhoons... Zombie Typhoons.