So if you could have one pokemon for a pet what would it be? Personally, I'd kick it old school with Onix. Not only is he a badass form of transportation, but if you have a giant rock snake curled up in your front yard, you probably don't have to worry about robbers.
Edit: Also I think this needs to be moved to Off-Topic Discussions, my bad
Edit: Also I think this needs to be moved to Off-Topic Discussions, my bad