Pokemon, for real

[shadowstriker86]

So imagine that you got into a fight with a midget that somehow found its way into a best buy during a lightning storm and just as you toss the midget into the 3DS display with the pokemon black and white 2 demo, lightning strikes the store and the interaction somehow opens a wormhole and all the pokemon from all the generations get released into our reality. all them, from numbers 1-650 or however high it is right now and along with it, all the items you could imagine, potions, pokeballs, for some reason pokeflutes, etc. In the ensuing chaos you manage to grab 5 pokeballs, a couple potions and a starter pokemon. What pokemon did you grab and what do you do now?

Captcha: Falling Pianos

 

[ResonanceSD]

I grab Charmander.

Now I turn it into a dragon.

Because as if there's another option that you'd take XD

 

[Keoul]

I grab Squirtle
A turtle that evolves into a giant Bi-Pedal Turtle with freaking cannons coming out of it's back.
Also since I have a head start I'll start the "evil team" of this world.
SAY HELLO TO TEAM ZERO
WE ARE NOTHING
WE ARE NO ONE
BUT WITHOUT US THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE
TEAM ZERO, JOIN US PERHAPS.

 

[Ruedyn]

Jynx for general racism and psychic needs.

Eevee for snuggles :3

Gengar for ass kickery,

Snorlax for portable bed/ crushinator.

Abra to teleport around like a boss.

And to round it all off, Charmander because it turns into a fuck mothering dragon.

 

[bl4ckh4wk64]

Hmm, probably gonna have to go with Charmander.
If I can have any 5 after that?
Definitely a Gyarados
Definitely a Garchomp
Definitely a Mewtwo
Definitely an Empoleon
Definitely a Metagross

Well, I guess that's my whole team right there...

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

There is a trend going with this topic.
If I'm limited to traditional starters, There really is no better choice than Charmander.
For practical purposes it's the only starter that can fly...it also breaths fire... It's also a dragon.

If I can have a legendary starter, I'd choose Mew. It can learn any attack, transform into any Pokemon and it's adorable.

If I can have any non-legendary starter, I'd choose Bagon or Trapinch, because they turn into these two awesome creatures...

 

[Sandjube]

I will have all the kinglers. ALL OF THEM.

That is all I need to take over the world. Come now my pets, kill all the beggars in Orgrimmar uh....never mind.(Cookie for reference.)

 

[verdant monkai]

I grab me that Piplup and start singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuYeHPFR3f0

I have too many pokemon I love to decide on a team right away, so I would just go with it hopefully become a pokemon master, whatever the fuck that means. Now I think about it Ash always says he wants to be a pkmn master but what does that entail?

I may even start my own evil team which will be doomed from the start, because my minions will outright help the protagonist by giving them keys to lifts and helpful hints. Then be slapped on the cheek and told I dont love pokemon enough at then end.

 

[Simple Bluff]

Motherfuckin' Yanmega.
Motherfuckin' Tyranitar.
Motherfuckin' Flygon.

My Gen 4 Battle Tower Murder Machine Trio. I will train them to be cold. Ruthless. Killers.
Killers.

... or a team consisting entirly of Dunsparce. Just because reasons.

 

[Shinsei-J]

Since I have a head start I'll start the "evil team" of this world.
SAY HELLO TO TEAM ZERO
WE ARE NOTHING
WE ARE NO ONE
BUT WITHOUT US THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE
TEAM ZERO, JOIN US PERHAPS.

Hmm... I'm game.
I will oppose you as a rival "evil team"

SAY HELLO TO TEAM INFINITE
WE ARE EVERYTHING
WE ARE EVERYONE
AND WITHOUT US THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE
TEAM INFINITE, JOIN US MAYBE.

Quick question.
What's your ultimate goal so I can oppose it in a dastardly evil way?

OT: I'm grabbing myself a cyndaquil and this is where I start my research into Pokemon psychology.
My research, at first, will be a side project (with the whole "evil team" thing, you know) but I'll soon devote my life to it.
Soon I might catch some more as friends but I'll mostly just travail with cynderquil by my side.

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'll take Feebas, why? Because I want my Milotic that's why. Then I will go on a journey and become the Pokemon league champion.

With my team being.

Milotic: Moves=Hydro Pump, Mirror Coat, Recover and Ice Beam.
Hydreigon: Moves= Draco Meteor, Earthquake, Fly and Fire Blast.
Roserade: Moves= Petal Dance, Protect, Shadow Ball and Sludge Bomb.
Ampharos: Moves=Thunderbolt, Lightscreen Power Gem and Hidden Power.
Braviary: Moves=Brave bird, Super power, rock slide and U-turn.
Ninetales: Moves=Heatwave, Extrasensory, Energy Ball and Calm Mind.

After Becoming the champion, I'll go and hand pick my own Elite Four. I'm hoping for them to control Flying, Electric, Ice and Fire.

 

[Keoul]

Hmm... I'm game.
I will oppose you as a rival "evil team"

SAY HELLO TO TEAM INFINITE
WE ARE EVERYTHING
WE ARE EVERYONE
AND WITHOUT US THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE
TEAM INFINITE, JOIN US MAYBE.

Quick question.
What's your ultimate goal so I can oppose it in a dastardly evil way?

Nothing so grand, Just to make as much money as possible, sending my soldiers out to beat little kids in pokemon battles and taking their money. Soon I shall purchase all the pokemon centers and then... I make them pay for the services MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Sheo_Dagana]

Hmm... I'm game.
I will oppose you as a rival "evil team"

SAY HELLO TO TEAM INFINITE
WE ARE EVERYTHING
WE ARE EVERYONE
AND WITHOUT US THE WORLD WILL COLLAPSE
TEAM INFINITE, JOIN US MAYBE.

Quick question.
What's your ultimate goal so I can oppose it in a dastardly evil way?

Nothing so grand, Just to make as much money as possible, sending my soldiers out to beat little kids in pokemon battles and taking their money. Soon I shall purchase all the pokemon centers and then... I make them pay for the services MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My Gods, man. A Pokemon Center charging?! That IS evil!

OT:
Charmander, duh.
Gyrados
Bagon
Trapinch
Eevee

Not the best rounded, but dammit, I love them!

 

[Best of the 3]

I grab any started and go hunt me 5 Stantler.

Reindeer tastes delicious and I can't get any over here.

 

[Russirishican]

Vulpix is my starter and general best friend for life/I'll ever have. After that, I burn down all of best buy's useless customer service center. After that I go on to capture all of my favorite pokemon and train them as hard as I can to try to save the world from the inevitable apokelypse that will happen because our world couldn't handle the overpoweredness of pokemon's legendaries.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Start running like Hell.

A portal to a dimension that not only has ghosts, living flame throwers, dragons, and elderich beings from beyond time that are in the hands of ten years, I do not want any part of that.

Unless we nuke the store now, humanity is #@%^ed.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Cyndaquil and I guess I head to the nearest town/ places to gather more info on the new world I'm living in.

 

[ultrachicken]

Bulbasaur, because it's got a surprisingly awesome moveset.
Mudkip, because earthquake.
Salamence, because it's extremely powerful and could fly me around.
Eevee, to be evolved later at my own discretion.
Deoxys, because I need my psychic needs fulfilled. Also, space pokémon (that isn't clefairy).

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

I'd choose Jigglypuff. Then, I'd suddenly go deaf. Extremely deaf.

I'd then command my Jigglypuff to sing on a live world broadcast.

Then me, Jigglypuff and my backpack full of markers shall go to work.

And it shall be glorious!