Pokemon: If you were one, Which one would you would NOT rather be?

[FilipJPhry]

At my grandparent's Thanksgiving dinner(My grandad's American), a bunch of my younger cousins, nieces and nephews were all watching Pokemon, and they were all talking about if they were a Pokemon, which one would they be. Then they sort of ganged up on my godchild and said that she would be Psyduck. Man, she got pissed.

That's how this topic idea came about. I know it's kind of silly, but if you were a pokemon, which one would you wouldn't be?
Or a better question: Which one seems to have the toughest life?

NOTE: I did defend my godchild, and I pointed out that Psyduck evolves into a badass Golduck. It cheered her up a bit.

EDIT NOTE 2: Please read the entire OP. Whenever I make a thread, people don't seem to read it.

EDIT 2: Damn, wasn't thinking right when I was typing. Have to phrase these topics to myself out loud next time

 

[HavoK 09]

jynx... i mean what the hell is that even supposed to be?

 

[wehrp3nguin]

Ditto, because if it's anything like Morph from X-men, they'd have a huge personality disorder.

 

[Palademon]

Lickitung.
Who actually likes Lickitung?

 

[Freaky Lou]

Jynx. It's borderline racist, and one of the ugliest Pokemon in the Dex. Then again I hear there's a pokemon now which is a scoop of ice cream, and that just might be worse.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Trubbish. No one wants to literally be a pile of trash. Unless you have some weird trash fetish or something; then by all means, be the best pile of trash you can be!

 

[Shadowstar38]

A Ditto, because they are just so freaking lame.

Im suprized your godchild even knows who Psyduck is. There have been so many iterations now that a kid I meet saw an old pokemon rerun and thought Bastoise was a new one. *Head. Desk*

 

[somonels]

Those kids are morons, psyduck is clearly a total boss, just get him some levels. Best HM w***e in many-a generations.

Trubbish. No one wants to literally be a pile of trash. Unless you have some weird trash fetish or something; then by all means, be the best pile of trash you can be!

I adore Yabukuron, one of my favorite un-evolved manapokes.

 

[jonyboy13]

Pikachu, obviously. Everytime I'll see a human he'll go "Hey, aren't that famous Pikachu?!"
"No. I'm just a Pikachu."

 

[ejb626]

I wouldn't want to by Psyduck simply because its supposed to suffer from constant headaches, that sounds like torture.

 

[FilipJPhry]

A Ditto, because they are just so freaking lame.

Im suprized your godchild even knows who Psyduck is. There have been so many iterations now that a kid I meet saw an old pokemon rerun and thought Bastoise was a new one. *Head. Desk*

Most of the kids play hand-me-down DS and GBA's. Some of them own 3DS, and me and my siblings and cousins made sure they played Pokemon. It's a weird thing we share as a huge family.

 

[Je Suis Ubermonkey]

Magikarp

Imagine knowing you could be one of the most powerful pokemon in existence, then every time you get into a fight the only thing you can do is splash.

 

[Daimon117]

Zubat. 'nuff said

 

[Melon Hunter]

Grimer. Being a toxic purple sludge monster would suck.

 

[Freaky Lou]

I wouldn't want to by Psyduck simply because its supposed to suffer from constant headaches, that sounds like torture.

I forgot about this. Changing my answer to Psyduck.

 

[Malty Milk Whistle]

graveler. firstly you have a uninspiring name, you look like someone with a intestine problem took a dump, and you can never look like a amazing boulder lizard unless some pre-pubescent idiot puts you inside a tiny capsule then gives you away when he no longer needs you. and with my luck, ill have a everstone stuck up on of my many cracks.

 

[Spider RedNight]

Yeahhh... I think I'd agree and say Magikarp because you KNOW you'll eventually turn into an awesome, beast pokemon, but it's having to endlessly suffer through all that nonsensical, almost nonexistent training to GET to that level.

If we're talking Pokemon that wouldn't evolve or anything, I'd say something Kakuna or Metapod. Not moving, not doing much of anything, just sitting looking creepy.

 

[Something Amyss]

but if you were a pokemon, which one would you wouldn't be?

Perhaps they're getting it wrong because of the incredibly poor phrasing here.

jynx... i mean what the hell is that even supposed to be?

Jynx: The minstrel show pokémon.

Personally, I think I'd have to go with Bidoof. Nobody loves Bidoof.

 

[St.Augustine6]

Hitmonlee, or really any Pokemon that is male-only. Imagine being in a Daycare and you are a Tauros, and you are in their with a Miltank, and then, when the inevitable egg comes and hatches you find out that the egg will always hatch into a Miltank, because they always become the female of the union. This would suck! You would never get to have that father-son bonding/training. This is even worse if you're a Nidoking, since Nidoqueens can't even have eggs (for some reason I still don't understand). Now before someone says, "But you could with Ditto." I'm going to stop you and say that I don't think I have to explain how weird that actually is.

 

[Vlywncint]

I like lickitung. Mystery Dungeon ... long story.