Poll: 1337 divided by 0

[Kryzantine]

On a purely mathematical scale, we already know the answer to this question; but I want this question to be solved by which bit of internet lingo wins out. We know of the concept of 1337, and we know how hard it is to divide by 0. A couple of my friends have been obsessing over this problem for a few days, and I feel it's time to open it up to the rest of the internet. Who wins in this case?

 

[Marter]

The universe would blow up if you were to even try it. Don't do it!

 

[Frequen-Z]

I don't understand. How is this different to any other number being divided by 0?

 

[Plurralbles]

I don't support 1337. I think it's stupid.

Therefore, I treat it like any other number. "undefined"

 

[El Poncho]

Well when you divide by zero a whole in the world opens anyway soooo...

 

[Marter]

The universe would blow up if you were to even try it. Don't do it!

You tell me this know? Sh-

I did post the first reply. You could have waited. Now we are all going to die. Good job.

 

[EeveeElectro]

It'd probably be Boxxy or something knowing our luck...

 

[Nostalgia Ripoff]

The answer is 2012.

 

[Marter]

The universe would blow up if you were to even try it. Don't do it!

You tell me this know? Sh-

I did post the first reply. You could have waited. Now we are all going to die. Good job.

Well, I was typing when you posted, so technically your ninja skills doomed us all.

I guess it's all my fault then. Might as well end it now.

*Kills self to avoid being destroyed with universe*

 

[insaneHoshi]

As it aproaches zero, The 1337 ness of the person aproaches infinity

 

[tehweave]

While the process of dividing by zero will destroy the universe, since you have placed a defined number at the top, dividing by leet (1337) will destroy the leet (1337).

So! Don't divide leet by zero otherwise there will be no more leet.

 

[PureChaos]

We know of the concept of 1337

can you explain that concept for the thickies out there that don't know it?

 

[Marter]

Oh wait, I divided by 1338 by accident, so we're ok it would seem, due to my clumsiness.

..Hello?

I was just finishing tying the noose, and I figured I would refresh the page one last time. Good thing I did, or I may be dead now.

Thank goodness for your clumsiness.

 

[thethingthatlurks]

It's quite simple, really. We assume that 1337 is the total amount of awesome in the universe, and we divide it by the number of people who have attained a certain level of renown to get the awesome distribution of the universe. So, let's just plug in that number...well, fuck. done doomed us all...

 

[JaymesFogarty]

When I divide anything by zero, I think of it as in real life. Let's say 5 divided by zero. Let's assume I have five cakes, and zero people to share them with. Now, because there are no people there is no relative timeline, but the cakes are still relative, all five delicious cakes. So I say that 5 divided by zero is 5relative, or 5R.
However, I know what you mean, so let's just say...
End of the world!