Poll: A Creepy Doll

[tthor]

I just listened to the song "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0t7ZTzylg0 ) and it got me thinking, what would I do if there was a creepy doll following me? So what would you do? Keep in mind, you have little to no idea of the extent of this supernatural doll's possible powers, or its nature.

personally, I would just abandon the house, and run far away, hoping the doll doesn't follow me. i wouldn't try to destroy the doll or anything, because I don't know what sorta powers this doll might have, and if i fail to destroy it, it might just get angry. and i wouldn't want to stay in the house with the doll, because one day it might just have had enough with me, and try getting rid of me in a violent nature o_o

 

[Radeonx]

I'd rip off it's head, douse it with kerosene, light it on fire, and have a group of rhinoceroses trample it.
Because we all know how strong my rhinos are.

 

[Jark212]

Salt and burn down the whole house, doll and everything...

I'll need a lot of salt...

 

[Shru1kan]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Yay! I've always wanted to use that for a legitimate reply.

 

[Snelle]

I would burn the doll and then mail the ashes away.

 

[S.R.S.]

Any method used in the chucky movies.

 

[Erana]

For some reason, evil things make friends with me quite easily.
(prolly has something to do with the whole being sealed in darkness with The Dark One for decades or so)
I think the doll would make a lovely little companion.

[small]If anyone got that reference, you so get a cookie[/small]

 

[Ocelot GT]

When I worked at Red Cross Retail oh so many years ago, a lady came in and donated a doll. We were like, "Well thank you very much." And she replied. "Oh no, thank you! It's cursed, and I'm finally glad to be rid of it and make it someone else's problem."

Several thoughts entered my head.

-Okay... weirdo.
-Gee, thanks for giving a charity a cursed item.
-Ten dollars OBO.

I put the doll on display and wrote on the tag. "Item is cursed, Red Cross accepts no responsibility for lost souls $10.00."

I sold the doll 4 hours later to some scary looking goth guy.

 

[tthor]

When I worked at Red Cross Retail oh so many years ago, a lady came in and donated a doll. We were like, "Well thank you very much." And she replied. "Oh no, thank you! It's cursed, and I'm finally glad to be rid of it and make it someone else's problem."

Several thoughts entered my head.

-Okay... weirdo.
-Gee, thanks for giving a charity a cursed item.
-Ten dollars OBO.

I put the doll on display and wrote on the tag. "Item is cursed, Red Cross accepts no responsibility for lost souls $10.00."

I sold the doll 4 hours later to some scary looking goth guy.

xD awesome story

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

I'd rip off it's head, douse it with kerosene, light it on fire, and have a group of rhinoceroses trample it.
Because we all know how strong my rhinos are.

No, you fool! The creepy doll is you! You are Tyler Durden!

Aaaarg-ASPLODE!

 

[ThrobbingEgo]

When I worked at Red Cross Retail oh so many years ago, a lady came in and donated a doll. We were like, "Well thank you very much." And she replied. "Oh no, thank you! It's cursed, and I'm finally glad to be rid of it and make it someone else's problem."

Several thoughts entered my head.

-Okay... weirdo.
-Gee, thanks for giving a charity a cursed item.
-Ten dollars OBO.

I put the doll on display and wrote on the tag. "Item is cursed, Red Cross accepts no responsibility for lost souls $10.00."

I sold the doll 4 hours later to some scary looking goth guy.

I'm glad its in good hands.

 

[userwhoquitthesite]

I just listened to the song "Creepy Doll" by Jonathan Coulton ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0t7ZTzylg0 ) and it got me thinking, what would I do if there was a creepy doll following me? So what would you do? Keep in mind, you have little to no idea of the extent of this supernatural doll's possible powers, or its nature.

personally, I would just abandon the house, and run far away, hoping the doll doesn't follow me. i wouldn't try to destroy the doll or anything, because I don't know what sorta powers this doll might have, and if i fail to destroy it, it might just get angry. and i wouldn't want to stay in the house with the doll, because one day it might just have had enough with me, and try getting rid of me in a violent nature o_o

The doll ALWAYS follows you. with its ruined eye that's always open, and pretty mouth to swallow you whole...

Be still alive. still alive. still ali---
*waits for someone to get it*

Everyone gets it. You just suck.

I would be all like "yo, why are you following me"

Because the doll wants to make sure you don't put too much honey in your tea. And to mooch your snacks.

Fire cleanses all.

First I would set the doll on fire. Then, I would take the ashes, and put them in a box, with a lock. Then I would take the box, and throw it off a peer at high tide, so that the ocean carries it far far away.

For the next 3 weeks, I would be extremely paranoid, and not drive my car, for fear that the doll would be waiting for me in the back seat.

Ah, but see, thats almost what he does in the song. Doesn't end well

 

[Satin6T]

Kill it with fire!

 

[Feste the Jester]

I'd try something unknown to every victim in a horror movie, talking out my problems. if that did not work then the doll would then I'd chop the doll in pieces and mail each part to some different part of the world.