Poll: Chuck Norris is back!

[4RM3D]

So after 7 years of silence Chuck Norris is back, starring in The Expendables 2.

While I thought that the first Expendables what a piece of crap that wasted the talent of good, although retired, actors, I can't help but wonder what it would be like with Chuck Norris added to the mix.

Now I am actually kind of curious. Do you think Chuck Norris can save The Expendables 2?

Also, they got Van Damme? Wow...

EDIT: WTF is going on with The Escapist? It's eating up all my polls. >_<

 

[JamesStone]

As much as I love to make Chuck Norris jokes, not even he can save the awful pice of crap that is the Expendables, unless he as the help of a good director...

Wait a minute there´s someone knocking at my door

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Is Arnold going to be an actual character in this one, with a gun and everything?
I didn't like the first movie, but Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis? It's kinda hard to say no to them. I'm gonna have to check it out. I don't expect anything but mindless violent fun.

 

[Valthonis666]

..... this is just sequel milking now... The first one was good, not amazing, not phenomenal, not over the top, by it at once awesome, but it was good. It had the right amount of storyline and action and Testosterone fueled Man-Drama [xD]. This one is just fucking playing to the crowd now. They are milking every known fan boy dreams they can possibly find. Van Damme? Meh, hes not the best, but at least hes better than Segal.

However, making Chuck Norris a main character is just... no. I'm done.

Bruce Lee needs to come back and kill that bastard.

 

[redisforever]

The hell is wrong with all the stuff at the bottom of the poster? It's just some random letters!

 

[scoopz]

Didn't really care for the first one but I'll watch this one as well because of Chuck Norris, and to see if Arnold will actually do something.

 

[Zantos]

I very much enjoyed the Expendables, and after coming out of it thinking it could have only been improved with Norris and Van Damme. Glad to know there's someone out there monitoring my every word.

 

[Sethzard]

As much as I love to make Chuck Norris jokes, not even he can save the awful pice of crap that is the Expendables, unless he as the help of a good director...

Wait a minute there´s someone knocking at my door

Here lies @JamesStone, he shouldn't have questioned Chuck.

I think that Chuck is so awesome that he'll make it even worse as everyone else will look shit next to him.

 

[BreakfastMan]

No Reb Brown? No Steven Segal? No Cynthia Rothrock, Kurt Russel, Samuel Jackson, Sigourney Weaver, or Bruce Campbell? This movie is going to suck...

 

[Worgen]

Ugh, dammit, why wont he die already, I'm sooooo fucken sick of that damn meme, the guy was never even a good actor, he just had one of those stupid names that rolls off the tongue.

 

[Lionsfan]

Silly meme, silly actor, and a really silly movie. Not going to waste my money

 

[enzilewulf]

More ammo for the chuck norris meme. yay! Also, the alliance has won in WoW. They have him and Mr.T.....Where's your god now?

 

[Panorama]

Oh please god (not sure he can even save us) come and save us from the piece of shit that will be this film, and please god get grid of chuck norris from the internet. (i don't want him dead i just want the internet not to be aware of his presence).

 

[Terminate421]

I didn't see the first one. I hope this one has explosions up the ass.

 

[Lieju]

I don't give a rodent's posterior.

I never saw what was so awesome in Norris to begin with.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

I honestly don't know what to think.

The first Expendables was... mediocre. It wasn't as bad as Bob made out, but it left literally no impression. Even the old 80s movies had the occasional moment that made you go 'man, remember X?' but Ex1 didn't.

And then this. There is no reason at all that Chuck Norris, Bruce Willis, Arnolhd Schwarzenneger, Sylvestor Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren and Jean Claude Van Damme shouldn't be able to make a great action film. It just doesn't seem to be happening.

 

[Jegsimmons]

No Reb Brown? No Steven Segal? No Cynthia Rothrock, Kurt Russel, Samuel Jackson, Sigourney Weaver, or Bruce Campbell? This movie is going to suck...

agreed with everything except segal....hes too fat and sucks. also he pissed off millineum.

But hey, chuck norris might round house kick a fucker in the mouth.

Also, Kevin Bacon, it needs Kevin Bacon.

 

[Mikkel421427]

Also, Kevin Bacon, it needs Kevin Bacon.

Yes! Bacon! Everything in this world needs more bacon! What? What do you mean it's not actual bacon? But... But... I was hoping there would be bacon... I demand bacon!

 

[Lunar Templar]

-.-
oh

the expendables 2 ....

and here i was hoping he was in something i would want to see.