Poll: Cockroach

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HSIAMetalKing

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I imagine everyone has experienced a situation similar to this before: you're sitting in your room, minding your own business, when suddenly a massive cockroach scuttles out of the shadows. You regard the creature with a narrow stare, and it clicks menacingly at you.

What do you do?
 

The Iron Ninja

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I honestly try and pick it up (with my hands if it's not a stick insect, which for some reason scare the shit out of me) then I chuck it out my window (ground floor)
 

The Potato Lord

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I fight it is a mini-epic battle of shoe versus bug, i'd turn on "Requiem for a Dream" but i usually don't have time.
 

Souplex

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I rip off all its extremedies one at a time, ready the sacraficial dagger and carve out its little insect organs while it cries little insect tears while singing sunshine lolipops and rainbows and then I let my cat have it.
 

N.K

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I am terrified of creepy-crawlies, so I usually shriek and/or let out an inappropriately masculine roar

followed by a call for aid to the nearest person
 

The Kind Cannibal

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I let it be, as long as it's not something that will harm me(as in bite) I could give a rats ass what it is and why it's in my room.
 

HSIAMetalKing

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I myself typically use a heavy textbook or something similar to crush it, then ignore it until I absolutely have to move it.
 

SteinFaust

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i picked other. i present the Zippo Torch Mk.II. projects a 7ft (2m) arc of flame which burns for 45seconds after impact. pretty simple to make, very simple to use.
 

Bulletinmybrain

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SteinFaust post=18.69006.646821 said:
i picked other. i present the Zippo Torch Mk.II. projects a 7ft (2m) arc of flame which burns for 45seconds after impact. pretty simple to make, very simple to use.
I'm so making one of those and then taping it to a gun.
 

SteinFaust

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Bulletinmybrain post=18.69006.646876 said:
SteinFaust post=18.69006.646821 said:
i picked other. i present the Zippo Torch Mk.II. projects a 7ft (2m) arc of flame which burns for 45seconds after impact. pretty simple to make, very simple to use.
I'm so making one of those and then taping it to a gun.
make sure it's always full or very close. this creates better projection.
EDIT: i made a holster for it, and if you want to keep it ready (spout open) you have to point it up so the fluid stays in the can, and not in the holster.
 

Lord Harrab

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SteinFaust post=18.69006.646821 said:
i picked other. i present the Zippo Torch Mk.II. projects a 7ft (2m) arc of flame which burns for 45seconds after impact. pretty simple to make, very simple to use.
pretty much sums up my approach.

BERN 'EM! BURN EM ALLLL!!!!!!!
 

meatloaf231

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I say hello, and proceed to strike up a conversation about English literature.

The cockroaches usually seem uninterested.
 

Drake the Dragonheart

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I would most likely leave it alone. If it doesn't fly and have a stinger on its rear, I will leave it alone. If it is such a bug, i leave the room and grab either some tire sealant or this special raid can that shoots out a jet, so if the chemicals don't kill it, the force of the stream will. Then crush it, crush it some more, crush it just a bit more, and finish off with more crushing.
 

Evilbunny

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I used to just get something heavy, drop it on the thing, then leave it there for a few days. That way if the crushing didn't kill it, it would die of starvation. Now I'm not as afraid of them so I use my shoe to kill the bastards. I still couldn't bring myself to use my hands, though. Small steps, small steps.