Poll: did you ever believe in Santa?

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Worgen

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I was thinking about this when I woke up this morning and I never recall really believing in Santa Claus, I never remember thinking that my presents were from anything besides my parents. Granted the oldest xmas I can remember was from when I was like 5... maybe 4 but I dont think I ever thought it was anything mystical
 

jamesworkshop

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Yes I ever join a church of Santa for the nude rituals, it think it was in the nude because goat's blood won't come out in the wash
 

Gigaguy64

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Yea, a loooooooooong time ago.
I wanna say i was around 8 or 9?

Though i stopped believing quickly, didn't bother me that much.
 

RelexCryo

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I don't think I ever believed in Santa. I think I always had the critical thinking skills to realize it was silly.
 

Vie

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As a kid I always assumed Santa was actually a charity that helped out poorer families to buy disadvantaged kids at least one good present at Christmas.


Yeh, I was rather too idealistic as a kid.
 

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Yeah, but i was confused quite early because we also have Sinterklaas in Holland.

We called santa claus ''De kerstman'' but still their clothing has familiar colors and they both have slaves working on the presents.
 

Ashcrexl

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i was in denial toward his nonexistence for years. its some kind of psychological torture that passes as growing up.
 

Palademon

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Funny how my parents could get me to believe in Santa, but no one could get me to believe in religion.
 

Worgen

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Palademon said:
Funny how my parents could get me to believe in Santa, but no one could get me to believe in religion.
well santa does kind of take the better parts of most religions without the bad parts
 

pirate64

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Santa isn't real??!! WTF!!!!

OT: I don't think I ever really believed in him I just played along until I was 6ish
 

TheTaco007

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No. Nobody ever tried to fool me with that, and I'm glad they didn't.

I still maintain that god = santa, only everyone forgot he wasn't real.
 

Rorschach II

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Yeah I thought everyone did. I found out about him at an early age and told everyone else I knew in a fit of fury for being lied to. (Or so I thought)

The idea of a jolly fat man coming down our chimneys gave us comfort and a reason to be good. In any other situation that wouldn't work.
 

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No. See other thread.

Rastelin said:
No. I was curse with a bloody sense of logic as a child. Which explain why i was in constant war with my own childhood faith.
Well summed up, I can't add much to that.
 

Rakkana

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I BELIEVED! And when I found out the truth I wasn't sad! I am a man!

*Sobs in corner*