Poll: Do you find your preferred gender's genitalia attractive?

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Yes! There's just barely enough poll options to fit all permutations in. Well, almost. You are not welcome here, asexuals!

So, the question is above. If you like men, do you find penises attractive, and if you like women, do you find vaginas attractive?

I was curious, because I'm attracted to women, but I really don't really find vaginas attractive at all. It's not like they're explicitly ugly, it's just I always consider them kind of odd looking. However, I know that a lot of people do find them attractive (Freaks).

On the other hand, I'm not sure I've seen the inverse at all. Save for perhaps porn where actors are probably going to say whatever the guy wants to hear.

EDIT: Bah. Clicked the wrong one. Mentally subtract one from "Women and yes" and add it to "Women and no"

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, there is a lot of natural variation between genitalia, even of the same gender. There's also changes in the same set due to arousal. A limp penis looks very different to an erect one.

 

[The Almighty Aardvark]

Eh, there is a lot of natural variation between genitalia, even of the same gender. There's also changes in the same set due to arousal. A limp penis looks very different to an erect one.

Perhaps a better way to phrase it would be can you find it attractive. I mean, if you you say you find women attractive, you don't mean that you find all women attractive. You just find women attractive who have certain traits you like

 

[Risingblade]

Depends, some are obviously much better looking than others.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Attractive in the sense that I find the prospect of putting my genitalia inside to be very appealing, but from purely aesthetic POV, not particularly, but as the person above says, some look better than others. I remember a girl on a website I occasionally frequent saying she thinks vaginas look like a "bouquet of loose sandwich meat", and I don't disagree, but I've never looked at a ham sandwich and though "ugh, that looks horrible, I'm not eating that", and the same goes for vaginas.

 

[Dalek Caan]

I remember a girl on a website I occasionally frequent saying she thinks vaginas look like a "bouquet of loose sandwich meat", and I don't disagree, but I've never looked at a ham sandwich and though "ugh, that looks horrible, I'm not eating that", and the same goes for vaginas.

Before I saw that quote I did find vaginas attractive but now whenever I think of one all I can do is laugh.

 

[L. Declis]

It really does depend. My fiancee has a vagina I could attach myself to and live off the nutrients.

I saw one vagina that looked like the hunter from Bloodborne had cut his way out of a badger. Smelled like it too. Whenever we had sex, I couldn't shake the image that it was literally devouring me like Zoidberg eating a free meal. I also found out that women cannot tell what a fake orgasm with men is.

 

[Story]

Yes! There's just barely enough poll options to fit all permutations in. Well, almost. You are not welcome here, asexuals!

Awww man. :c

Kudos on all those options though. This is an interesting question too.

 

[Sleepy Sol]

Uh...maybe a little bit? Not really that much though. I think a lot more people are just into how sex or masturbation feels than the basic tool they use to achieve that feeling.

I'm much more into stuff that falls under secondary sex characteristics than the vagoo, in any case, at least in terms of relevance to attraction.

But yeah, attracted to women, not really something I care about that much.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Err I'm more of a boobie lover than vagina but in saying so I never had the "feel" to them yet.

 

[soren7550]

I don't get the visual appeal of what looks like a thick stemmed mushroom, and a set of baby birds.

 

[Silvanus]

Like both. They both look fairly comical in the genitalia department, in all honesty.

 

[Olas]

No, I'm not gonna lie, vaginas seem pretty gross to me. In fact intercourse in general seems kinda gross to me. I'm not asexual, I find women attractive, just not the parts responsible for reproduction.

Am I weird?

Yes! There's just barely enough poll options to fit all permutations in. Well, almost. You are not welcome here, asexuals!

What about people with sexual attraction to plants? Dem ovules.

I find it very offensive that you've excluded them.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Well, I...

It really does depend. My fiancee has a vagina I could attach myself to and live off the nutrients.

Weird description. In my mind this is you sort of resting your head on her thigh (possibly welded in place in a strange grafting/growth way) while sausages slide out of her vagina and into your mouth. Obviously that's a terrible diet, so see if she can knock out some bagels or cheese sandwiches or something.

And I'm done. Any chance of me responding to this thread seriously got thrown out the window at this comment.

 

[Sassafrass]

It really does depend. My fiancee has a vagina I could attach myself to and live off the nutrients.

Weird description. In my mind this is you sort of resting your head on her thigh (possibly welded in place in a strange grafting/growth way) while sausages slide out of her vagina and into your mouth. Obviously that's a terrible diet, so see if she can knock out some bagels or cheese sandwiches or something.

This reply...

Just...it's the best thing I've seen here in a while.

 

[Xan Krieger]

As a guy who loves women the answer is no, it looks like a sarlaac from Star Wars, DO NOT WANT!

 

[Barbas]

It really does depend. My fiancee has a vagina I could attach myself to and live off the nutrients.

Weird description. In my mind this is you sort of resting your head on her thigh (possibly welded in place in a strange grafting/growth way) while sausages slide out of her vagina and into your mouth. Obviously that's a terrible diet, so see if she can knock out some bagels or cheese sandwiches or something.

Fancy seeing you here, David Lynch! I'm never going to think about that line "the last chicken in the shop" ever again.

OT: It depends. I usually find them aesthetically pleasing if they're unadorned by spiky steel bits and other hazards. There have been occasions on which tattoos have improved the look - make sure nobody's looking over your shoulder and do a Google search for Skyler Blake.

Wow, eh?

(Snip).

You can give the OP an edit and try to change an option on the poll again; that's what I did on mine and it eventually updated itself after a short delay.

 

[Creator002]

Straight male and no. I can't stand the look of a female's genitals. When I was a teenager, seeing one made me feel ill. It doesn't anymore though.
Now the top half on the other hand... Show me that any day.

 

[senordesol]

I remember the first time my unspoiled eyes saw a set of lady parts, I was legit grossed out. That strange combination of hair and what looked like an open wound...blegh.

A decade or so on... Nah, they're pretty awesome.