Poll: Do you want Yahtzee to review Final Fantasy XIII?

[Jonesy911]

I am interested to know whether you would want Yahtzee to review FFXIII. I personally believe it would be boring, not because it wouldn't be funny but because I already know what he's not going to say about it.

I think his time would be better spent on making a review of a game that he may actually enjoy.

So what do you think? Do you think he should bite the bullet and make a review that will be obviously unenjoyable for him to create? Or should he just ignore the mail the fanboys send him?

 

[-BloodRush-]

he's gonna tear that game a new one due to his feelings toward jrpg's. its gonna be a load of biased rubbish.

cant wait.

 

[Jamienra]

I'm a FF fanboy but i dont want him to review it. I like FF and dont want to see it destroyed

I want a review of Dante's Inferno, im playing it now and its really good, but extremely disturbing

 

[AvsJoe]

He'll tear the game a new arsehole like he does every game. This one especially thanks to his predisposed hatred of JRPGs. But I'd like to see the review nonetheless.

 

[epikAXE]

Well...I dont think im going to like it but im ging to play it because it 'looks good.' but as a famous online game critic onece said 'it always LOOKS good.' But yeah it the same Sonic Unleashed predicament seeing as we already knew what he was going to say about it.

 

[Umberphoenix]

Add a "not sure" option. While I love Yahtzee's reviews, we all know that he's not going to give Final Fantasy a fair, unbiased one because of what it is, not to mention that it's probably going to deserve the bile Yahtzee pours onto it. So while I'd love it if he DID review it, just for the lulz, I don't think he needs to because we can just draw some stick figures and swear at the cover art for the game and get the exact same results as if he was actually reviewing it.

 

[Sassafrass]

Oh Dear God, NO!!!
Not because I don't want him to, but due to the amount of threads that will pop up agreeing with him and the endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless quoting that people who worship him like some God will end up doing.

I am officially staying out off Off-Topic/Gaming Discussion/User Reviews on March 9th due to this fact and the off chance somebody is going to post spoilers for it without warning us there are spoilers and make me want to beat them to death with a shovel.

 

[DoctorNick]

Yeah sure why not.

That's my official response to EVERY 'Should/will Yahtzee review X?' question.

He'll let out some rage, I might laugh once or twice, it'll be useless as any sort of objective review as to if I would like the game or not, and that will be the end of it.

 

[Sir Kemper]

Perhaps, although i think it might mostly be:

"Prissy wankers with impossible hair"

Repeated over and over.

So, yeah, can't wait.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Why is there never a "Don't care either way" Option. It tends to be the most popular one.
As for my answer: Guess.

 

[TimeLord]

I want him to review it because he will slaughter it!

 

[OtherSideofSky]

Only if he was going to play it anyway, which I highly doubt. If he doesn't want to play the game in the first place, he probably won't like it very much and won't have much interesting to say about it.

 

[Flame Roarg]

Yes. I like the Final Fantasy series, but still yes.

 

[Beatrix]

I want a review but don't think he will or should.
He hates JRPGs, and his criticism is sharper when he goes in without judgement (or worse, with a bit of hope).

I hate pretty much all the new Final Fantasies though (think X, XI, XII and now XIII as well as XIV), so I'd love for him to maul it.

 

[Julianking93]

I'd like him to but I know he's just going to tear it apart. He probably won't anyway since its a JRPG and he avoids those mostly.

It would be a very funny review though

 

[Random Argument Man]

Oh Dear God, NO!!!
Not because I don't want him to, but due to the amount of threads that will pop up agreeing with him and the endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless, endless quoting that people who worship him like some God will end up doing.

I am officially staying out off Off-Topic/Gaming Discussion/User Reviews on March 9th due to this fact and the off chance somebody is going to post spoilers for it without warning us there are spoilers and make me want to beat them to death with a shovel.

You might do it all month. There's a good chance that March Mayhem will come.

The trolls,flamers and fanboys will make another old users genocide.

 

[Cimerax]

Yes, because I said so.
I also think it'd be funny if he reviewed Blazblue.
And Bioshock 2.

 

[Daffy F]

Nah, I think it would be predictable and boring. But then again, I never liked FF anyways... Still though, if you already know what Yahtzee's going to say, then why bother?

 

[rokkolpo]

i want him to review kingdom hearts.

really curious about his opinion on that game.