Alright so tonight the infamous Twilight: New Moon has a screening at a local movie theater, I have been assigned to work security at one of the theaters and watch over all of these foolish little twatlight fans. I thought it would be interesting for me to set up this little survey and keep tabs from my phone about what type of person you think the typical fan of this suckfest series is like. Answer the survey and I will be checking back from my phone while I work to see if the Escapist community has the right ideas. I'll do my best to keep track of how many of each of these types I see while I work and will update with my final analysis.
Poll: Evaluating the fans of Twilight, from the front lines.
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Ok I hate twilight a lot and I mean A LOT but this is really too much, twilight sucks, Hellsing is way better, all the fans are annoying
WE GET IT!!! so instead of hopping on the I hate twilight bandwagon lets just ignore it till it goes away.
I do understand the hypocrisy since I make fun of twilight all the time, but I think I'll just post a long rant about everything wrong, get it out of my system and just be done with it.
WE GET IT!!! so instead of hopping on the I hate twilight bandwagon lets just ignore it till it goes away.
I do understand the hypocrisy since I make fun of twilight all the time, but I think I'll just post a long rant about everything wrong, get it out of my system and just be done with it.
I'm sorry guys I know just talking about it is redundant but i figured it would entertain me while I work tonight and I'll be offering a firsthand account of the kind of people that for some reason like this crap.
HEY ZEUS THESE ARE ANNOYING! And whats worse...you're stereotyping...
This guy right here has said it right.Drakmeire said:
It's not that we don't value your opinions, it's just that we ALL hate Twilight. No need to beat a dead horse.O said:
Well although there was only a small response to the poll, you guys were pretty much spot on. I'd say that 60% of this corwd is under 15 and there are maybe only 10 guys in here, all boyfriends and fathers. Having to sit through this junk movie is pretty fucking torturous though.
Well although there was only a small response to the poll, you guys were pretty much spot on. I'd say that 60% of this corwd is under 15 and there are maybe only 10 guys in here, all boyfriends and fathers. Having to sit through this junk movie is pretty fucking torturous though.
The most common Twilight fan has got to be the millions of people that hate it.
I mean, they keep on talking about it fucking endlessly, they must be trying to hide the fact they love it. Why else most they have to reaffirm their hatred over and over again? They feel insecure about their love for the films and books.
Guys, it's OK, Uncle Sassafrass knows your secret, it's OK.
You can tell everyone you secretly like Twilight, no one will judge you for it.
I mean, they keep on talking about it fucking endlessly, they must be trying to hide the fact they love it. Why else most they have to reaffirm their hatred over and over again? They feel insecure about their love for the films and books.
Guys, it's OK, Uncle Sassafrass knows your secret, it's OK.
You can tell everyone you secretly like Twilight, no one will judge you for it.