Poll: Ever forget that You were a member?

[nart_21086]

'Twas a dreary afternoon and I had opened my laptop.
I have the Escapist as my homepage, so every time I went online I visited here by default.
The day was filled with mental and physical stress and this was relaxing time.
During my usual escapist session i found myself wishing I was a member so I could reply to a forum or ask Graham if the ENN studio had burned down or had been used in an unreleased Daily Drop.

Then my brain returned from its dinner beak and reminded me of the obvious.
I wondered if any of you, with minds superior to mine, had ever experienced this anomaly.
Then I felt sick.
Then I typed this.

Cough.

 

[Bobic]

Surely only people who are members can answer this poll?

 

[MADrevilution]

i constantly forget that im an IGN member because its the most boring site ever

 

[GodofDisaster]

I'm afraid I haven't although I've had a similar experience. I was sleeping over at a friend's house and when I woke up the next morning I went downstaris and saw his mum in the kitchen I addressed her by calling her "Mum" thinking she was my own mother. Before realising I'm not in my own house and the woman standing before me wasn't my mum.

It was very awkward.

 

[Atmos Duality]

Nope. I'm glad I'm here rather than a few other sites right now though.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'm not just a member...

I'm a PREMIUM member!

I always forger that I have an account on PS3Trophies.org and Xbox360Achievements.org , though. Many, many password resets have been required.

And I always forget my GamesRadar password, too.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

I never log out, so no I've never had this problem.

 

[drbarno]

no. I'm generally leave myself logged in to most places I visit regularly.

 

[Cheesus333]

I tried to read this as a poem. I was saddened when it was not :/

I've done it, but not here. On a couple of sites that I never bothered to post on, in fact.

 

[loc978]

I haven't logged out since I signed up... but I did have this problem before that. I only signed up last September, but I've been coming here regularly for years.

 

[Snork Maiden]

I'm a PREMIUM member!

Shiny premium goodness!

Forgetting that I'm actual a shiny premium member is exactly the kind of thing I'd do, though.

 

[erbkaiser]

I've never forgotten I am an Escapist member, but I /have/ forgotten my username/password combination on occasion both here and at other sites. I've also been confronted with the fact that they claim already to have my e-mail address (more so in the past when I used only one everywhere... now abandoned due to the Spamocalypse), so had to request my info.

 

[PunkyMcGee]

I've forgotten a couple of times.

I'd be all like "I hate these ads" then i'd be like "I'm Pup Club, so fuck these ads"

 

[BENZOOKA]

Often on random sites I've only registered for to see what they're about or to see some content.

Actually this happened to me today, when on a site where I had registered 11 years ago. Picked up a random site from the speed dial to test what's wrong with my sister's computer's browser's password manager.

And I'm thinking about making an account on The Escapist. It would be swell to ride the forums there.

 

[Fraught]

I often forget I have eyes.

But then I remember.

 

[FamoFunk]

I have! I forgot for about 9/10 months, something, I do not know what, made me remember and I'm on here pretty much everyday now. And I wonder how the fuck I left it's awesomeness for so long?!

 

[Sleekgiant]

I often forget I have eyes.

But then I remember.

I forget your existence, then I see that shiny avatar :3

 

[Fraught]

I often forget I have eyes.

But then I remember.

I forget your existence, then I see that shiny avatar :3

Screw you, pal! I forget your existence too!

Then I hear the clops of a horse. Usually happens at the same time I forget I have eyes. That's why I only hear them.

And yes, it is very terrifying. I'm always scared a horse'll hit me in the face, or something.

 

[Sleekgiant]

I often forget I have eyes.

But then I remember.

I forget your existence, then I see that shiny avatar :3

Screw you, pal! I forget your existence too!

Then I hear the clops of a horse. Usually happens at the same time I forget I have eyes. That's why I only hear them.

And yes, it is very terrifying. I'm always scared a horse'll hit me in the face, or something.

Well if you had remembered you lost your eyes in that poker game with me you wouldn't forget about losing your eyes...anyway, we have to take your kidneys as well, you still owe money.

 

[Fraught]

I often forget I have eyes.

But then I remember.

I forget your existence, then I see that shiny avatar :3

Screw you, pal! I forget your existence too!

Then I hear the clops of a horse. Usually happens at the same time I forget I have eyes. That's why I only hear them.

And yes, it is very terrifying. I'm always scared a horse'll hit me in the face, or something.

Well if you had remembered you lost your eyes in that poker game with me you wouldn't forget about losing your eyes...anyway, we have to take your kidneys as well, you still owe money.

You can have my kidneys, but you can't have my mone--err...

You can have my money, but you can't have my kidn--err...

...No! You want anything from me? You can't have it!

*jumps on a purpe horse's back* Nee, horsey! Nee! With haste!