Poll: Ever killed a guy?

[ConnorCool]

I was talking to a friend whilst out earlier, and he was asking me what to say to a girl that he was going on a date with. Jokingly I said that he should say, to break the ice; "So, ever killed a guy?" Whilst we were laughin, a girl near us turned round, looked straight into my face and blankly said "yes."
While this was quite hilarious, it was also seriously creepy, because she looked like she could have killed somebody.

Has anything similar to this ever happened to you? A hilarious outburst from a stranger? And, have you ever killed a guy?

EDIT: We dont need you to admit to it if yes, as I, and everybody else here understands that that would be bad, and would border on the insane. This thread was intended for fun, not to get people banned or worse.

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

*kills TC*

Yep. One.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

I've killed a fly, if that counts. It rhymes.

 

[Blatherscythe]

I only muder people in games, usually they're a bunch of assholes who deserve it.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

I've never killed people. Only mushrooms, turtles and robots.

Ehem, nothing quite so strange has happened to me, but I do remember my friend burping rather loudly down the street, it echoed, and this cat in front of us rolled onto it's back and didn't move for about five seconds. It looked like it was frozen in carbonate, seriously.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

*Pushes leg under carpet*

Er...
No.

I believe you have the wrong man, officer.


As for hilarious outbursts: I met a bunch of guys and swiftly got a wee bit drunk with them. We bagan discussing the band Slayer and their most well-known song Raining Blood. Anyone who's heard it knows the 3 drum beats then guitar riff intro. So, to test "how metal people are" we set about the streets of Camden in the mid afternoon yelling "DUN DUN DUN" expecting someone to reply with the guitar part.

 

[Davrel]

Whilst I haven't; given the right provocation, I probably could.

If you took my kill count from games...well I make Hitler look like Jesus.
Nuking every city on a huge planet in Civ4 kinda racks up the kills - must have a tally not too far short of a billion over my gaming 'career'.

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Well, there was this one time... wait... memory failing...
Dammit, I forgot. All I know is that there is a lot of killing.
Always has been, always will be...
So safest bet is to say 'yes' (Probably 'no'. If I can forget if I have killed someone, I probably forgot to finish them off).

 

[Robert632]

Yes, I'm actually a serial killer./lie

 

[FolkLikePanda]

No, I've had urges to though...

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

*Pushes leg under carpet*

Er...
No.

I believe you have the wrong man, officer.

WHAT'S THAT UNDER THE CARPET?!

Jimmy. Get in here. We've got suspicious behavior.

 

[Simalacrum]

I used to commit genocide against the ants in my garden... do they count?

 

[Hurr Durr Derp]

Let's not start accusing people here... I allegedly killed a man, but I was never convicted!

Just kidding of course. I might have slaughtered thousands or even millions in games, but in real life I'm pretty much the least murderous person there is. Even when there's a spider in the house I don't kill it but pick it up and release it outside unharmed.

 

[Stoic raptor]

No. Only in games.
Im serious

 

[Julianking93]

Yes I have and his head's mounted on my wall

 

[itsnotyouitsme]

once me, my brother, and a girl that twas a friend were talking at a restaurant and we got on girls verses men topic. me boys, the girl girl, and my brother either-or. so after talking for a while, in a heated debate, the guy in the booth behind us got up and went to our table and told us a valid point. it was very awkward yet laughable.

 

[dalek sec]

I once shot a man in Reno just to watch him die...

(Cookie for reference)

 

[comadorcrack]

Okay Okay Okay.

I would just like to point out why this is a bit of a fail thread before I answer it.
Because even on the off chance someone has killed someone, they sure as hell wouldn't be dumb enough to admit it on The Escapist.

I've not killed anyone. But! I don't know if my actions have ever lead to someone's death. Who knows ey...

 

[Contun]

Only in the gaming world, my friends.
Hopefully there will never have to be a day where I have to kill another to defend myself.