xmetatr0nx said:
How exactly would high caloric food improve your gaming skills? Unless you want a +10 pound bonus....
My guess that once you're fat enough to be unable to stand up and leave your room, and have resided to crapping in you pants and washing yourself with a sponge on a stick, you'll have less distractions cutting into your gaming time.
With the extra 30 minutes a day you'll save by not having to get up relieve yourself, you'll learn your leet gaming skills much quicker. Once you also factor in how much time you save not cooking, washing your self regularly or any of the other menial tasks noobs put up with, then you'll be on the fast track to level 80 IRL.
Plus with your huge reserves of stored energy masquerading as fat, you'll be able to go on week long raids in WoW without dying, unlike that Korean kid.
It's no coincidence that a lot of the top level gamers are also quite rotund... they plan ahead and play to win... and people say that gaming isn't a sport worthy of the Olympics.