Poll: Fniff proves you are video game Cthulthu

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You know respawning? That thing you do when you die in games? Picture the scene. You are in Stalingrad. You are advancing on the germans when you get shot in the head. You fall over, and make peace with your gods. Then, some sort of god says "Goddammit!" and you suddenly appear at the exact same place you were two minutes ago. The same fate happens,again,and again,for the rest of your life. This isn't some kind of horror story. This happens in any WW2 online game with Stalingrad in it. The god is you. The poor soldier is your player character. You are doing this to him. What kind of thing would do that? Do this to a person who can think? Every gamer who played online has done this. Stop doing it, because it is wrong. They didn't do any thing to you. They didn't kill your mother and rape you. You, are videogame Cthulthu. You, are a god who plays with creatures who are only just lower then you. WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!? Imagine that happening to you! Once your character dies,leave. Just leave. Also,if you spawn camp, You are basically worse then anyone. You kill characters just when they are BORN.

Dear god, we all are cthuthlu aren't we?

Any questions?
 
The Kangaroo

The Kangaroo

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I will never play a shooter the same way again, I am possessing a character and making him witness his death again and again
 
Obrien Xp

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Erm, I don't really play an FPS that often, Soooo?

Then again, my gw char has died over 200 times.
 
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ElephantGuts

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Life advice: get off the acid. Learn the difference between reality and a virtual representation of a character in your computer monitor.

You could probably use to shower more often too.
 
Fniff

Fniff

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Obrien Xp said:
Erm, I don't really play an FPS that often, Soooo?

Then again, my gw char has died over 200 times.
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OH DEAR GOD!

That is horrifying!
 
Master Kuja

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Loop Stricken said:
The thing about Cthulhu is he's entirely ignorant to humanity.
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And if he was, I highly doubt he'd give a shit either.

So...I'm Cthulhu, huh? Badass, be right back while I kill every living human.
 
ma55ter_fett

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Of all the crazy aspects of the escapist community the only one I actively dislike is, cthuthlu and his rabid fan base. I tend to view threads that mention cthuthlu the same way most other people view halo threads.

as for the OT, I kill them because it gives me joy, and if I spared them they would kill me which brings me sorrow.

As for spawn camping?

That 12 year old piece of shit deserves far greater punishment then being spawn camped for the duration of a single match.

So what if he's on my team?

He shouldn't have been singing "Poker Face" over team chat.
 
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