Poll: Free DOTA 2 Please Take Them All

[alrekr]

I have these DOTA 2 keys coming out my anus right now would really like to shift them.

Which brings me onto my question: Do you want one of these bloomin keys

 

[Assassin Xaero]

If they are gifts, you can give them to the Dota2bot if you just want to get rid of them.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Does anyone know why Valve hasn't just completely opened the beta at this point? It seems like just about everyone who might possibly, conceivably, and even slightly theoretically want a key, and his dog, has one at this point anyway.