I reacently went to a friends house and had a party that would shame bill clinton! we were all watching batman and drinking some old jim beam made in 1987 so it was obviously more alcoholic than originaly made. we go s@#t faced and decided to have a cage match (cage not included). the problem was that we included weapons in the fight... i had a cue stick, one man had a chain and another had a pleather shoe ( trust me the last one hurt the most).
all i can remember is winning the fight and watching peewee's playhouse. i woke up the next morrning covered in blood and a 6 foot tall afican american man whom i have never met in my life spooning me! i kicked him off and ran out the room... I then realized that i was at somone elses house and that all my pubes were shaved off and that someone had painted my junk yellow and somone had very poorly drawn sponge bob on my junk with my dick as his nose...
I went upstairs only to find all my friends watching the same damn pee wee movie i was watching the night before. i asked them what the hell happend and they dont remember either...
my friends then were deeply worried by the fact that the blood on my was not my blood nor theres... needless to say i will never drink buorbon again.
what about you? have you ever had a concussion or gotten super drunk and was terrified at the result?
all i can remember is winning the fight and watching peewee's playhouse. i woke up the next morrning covered in blood and a 6 foot tall afican american man whom i have never met in my life spooning me! i kicked him off and ran out the room... I then realized that i was at somone elses house and that all my pubes were shaved off and that someone had painted my junk yellow and somone had very poorly drawn sponge bob on my junk with my dick as his nose...
I went upstairs only to find all my friends watching the same damn pee wee movie i was watching the night before. i asked them what the hell happend and they dont remember either...
my friends then were deeply worried by the fact that the blood on my was not my blood nor theres... needless to say i will never drink buorbon again.
what about you? have you ever had a concussion or gotten super drunk and was terrified at the result?