Poll: Help Me! I'm Hungry!

[PeePantz]

I'm very hungry and have been too lazy to eat anything today. In fact, I'm so lazy, I have no clue what I want to eat. My options are pretty limited and need more groceries, the key being that I only have two slices of bread left. I am leaving a somewhat satiated belly up to you.

I will also try to leave a picture of what you have chosen.

 

[GodsAndFishes]

Grilled cheese, but thats mostly because I dislike peanut butter.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Grilled cheese right now. Get your ass away from your computer, go to the kitchen and make yourself a goddamn grill cheese. Before you do anything sprint to your nearest grocery store, buy ham and a pineapple. Return home and make yourself a fucking delicious grill cheese, or so help me I will slap you through the monitor.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Grilled cheese right now. Get your ass away from your computer, go to the kitchen and make yourself a goddamn grill cheese. Before you do anything sprint to your nearest grocery store, buy ham and a pineapple. Return home and make yourself a fucking delicious grill cheese, or so help me I will slap you through the monitor.

Seconded. and if that grilled cheese isn't as delicious as it ought to be; if you shame the joy that is grilled cheese by producing a mediocre specimen, I will wait until you've recovered from your previous cyber-slap, and then punch you in the nose.
Also, buy some bacon.

 

[Ham_authority95]

Grilled Cheese. It is heaven in your mouth....

 

[Swifteye]

Can you cook? Do you have eggs, butter, and a pan? I'd say make a egg and cheese omelete sandwich. Build an omelete while putting some bread on another pan making sure the cheese on each piece melts decently and the bread turns golden or close too it. Switch them out and keep an eye on the omoelete you should start moving the loose liquid around when it's just about formed a complete bottom on the pan move some of it slighty so that the egg touches the pan although not all of it need to do that. once the egg is only kinda wet put whatever sort of thing you want in it on it if it's cheese let it melt for a bit. once it's done take it off the pan and put it in a fold then cut lengthwise so you can put it on a sandwich. After that you can eat it.

 

[PeePantz]

Grilled cheese right now. Get your ass away from your computer, go to the kitchen and make yourself a goddamn grill cheese. Before you do anything sprint to your nearest grocery store, buy ham and a pineapple. Return home and make yourself a fucking delicious grill cheese, or so help me I will slap you through the monitor.

I'm pretty gimpy right now and can't make it to the store (also, I'm dead broke) but that ham and pineapple does sound delicious. It's a shame too because I had literally one slice of ham in my fridge yesterday and just popped it into my mouth figuring I couldn't get any other use for it otherwise.

 

[PeePantz]

Can you cook? Do you have eggs, butter, and a pan? I'd say make a egg and cheese omelete sandwich. Build an omelete while putting some bread on another pan making sure the cheese on each piece melts decently and the bread turns golden or close too it. Switch them out and keep an eye on the omoelete you should start moving the loose liquid around when it's just about formed a complete bottom on the pan move some of it slighty so that the egg touches the pan although not all of it need to do that. once the egg is only kinda wet put whatever sort of thing you want in it on it if it's cheese let it melt for a bit. once it's done take it off the pan and put it in a fold then cut lengthwise so you can put it on a sandwich. After that you can eat it.

I'm actually a really good cook but there are two factors: laziness and lack of ingredients. Pathetic that I don't want to wash my omelette pan or even construct one.

 

[voetballeeuw]

Grilled cheese right now. Get your ass away from your computer, go to the kitchen and make yourself a goddamn grill cheese. Before you do anything sprint to your nearest grocery store, buy ham and a pineapple. Return home and make yourself a fucking delicious grill cheese, or so help me I will slap you through the monitor.

I'm pretty gimpy right now and can't make it to the store (also, I'm dead broke) but that ham and pineapple does sound delicious. It's a shame too because I had literally one slice of ham in my fridge yesterday and just popped it into my mouth figuring I couldn't get any other use for it otherwise.

Son of a *****. I'm thinking your going to have to steal a pineapple and a ham hock then. You mentioned you're gimpy now, alright that's good. Use that to your advantage. Get a big sweater, and I mean a big one, since you're going to have a large piece of ham under it. If you lack a sweater that can hide said ingredients you could always grill up the hot dogs melt the cheese and throw that on the bread though.

 

[DeadlyYellow]

I choose to forgo all options in favor of Peanut Butter and Cheese sandwich.

 

[StBishop]

Can we have a comprehensive list of all ingredients?

I'm leaning toward toasted cheese-and-sausage sandwich.

Or grilled peanut butter and jam/jelly toast. Seriously. I've had it before.

 

[jamradar]

Freaking double post.

 

[PeePantz]

Can we have a comprehensive list of all ingredients?

I'm leaning toward toasted cheese-and-sausage sandwich.

Or grilled peanut butter and jam/jelly toast. Seriously. I've had it before.

These are really only the ingredients I want to work with mainly because hotdogs and peanut butter are the only two proteins I have.

 

[WrongSprite]

What the fuck is fluff?

Nevermind, I don't care, eat it regardless.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Peanut butter sandwich: it's very tasty, and you only need two ingredients.

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Just make a nice grilled cheese and use peanut butter instead of the regular butter.

 

[RobCoxxy]

What the fuck is fluff?

Nevermind, I don't care, eat it regardless.

If he means the glorious, ridicuolously delicious Marshmellow Fluff.... go for it. Just that.

 

[Infinatex]

Hot dog... It instantly trumps sandwiches because sandwiches suck!

 

[LightningBanks]

I actually want a hot dog now...shame its 2 in the morning D: