Poll: Hypothetical Question

[bananazx03]

Just wanted to ask this question
Would you rather have a robotic arm or a robotic schlong?
(Yes I say schlong, it adds an air of class to a conversation)

 

[Skobvs]

Arm, couldn't feel sensation in the "schlong"

 

[grimsprice]

I happen to have a happy 8 1/2 inches. So i'll go with the arm. Also i vant to crush my enemies!!!

 

[AWDMANOUT]

Seeing as I would have to get the latter CUT OFF to have a robotic one, I'm going with arm, buddy.

 

[DanDeFool]

Arm, of course. I could customise it!

And if you think cold hands turn a woman off in bed, try a metal dick.

That.
Plus, you can't feel with metal parts. I have another arm.

Plus, feeling is definitely nice to have with the... er... schlong.

He didn't say 'metal'. He said 'robotic'.

Robots don't have to be made of cold, unfeeling aluminum. They can be warm and squishy, with artificial nerve endings wired into your CNS. And they can be any size you want, with textured coverings and bits that spin around and vibrate on command...

Okay, I think I'm done here.

 

[AlmostLikeLife]

Seeing as I would have to get the latter CUT OFF to have a robotic one, I'm going with arm, buddy.

Took the post right out of my fingers, haha.

I also like what teh_pwning_dude said about customization. I woul add a few lasers, a grappling hook, and an HDTV for those long road trips.

 

[Faulty Turmoil]

I'd choose the arm because it's way more practical than a robotic schlong.

 

[Lust]

The arm.

So I could keep my balance.

 

[Daipire]

Metal arm.

I'd be all Bionic Commandos!

 

[AceDefective]

The schlong of course
I could run around with no pant crushing any who appose
and about not feeling anything there meh i can live without

 

[Glamorgan]

Arm, of course. I could customise it!

And if you think cold hands turn a woman off in bed, try a metal dick.

That.
Plus, you can't feel with metal parts. I have another arm.

Plus, feeling is definitely nice to have with the... er... schlong.

He didn't say 'metal'. He said 'robotic'.

Robots don't have to be made of cold, unfeeling aluminum. They can be warm and squishy, with artificial nerve endings wired into your CNS. And they can be any size you want, with textured coverings and bits that spin around and vibrate on command...

Okay, I think I'm done here.

Smooth
But yeah, Arm.
I don't think anyone would pick the ...Schlong

 

[twistedmic]

I think the robotic/cybernetic arm is the cooler choice of the two. I'd install all kinds of kick-ass, awesome stuff into my arm; retractable blades (more Predator than Wolverine), concealed machine gun in the hand (the same type in Trigun), an mp3 player compatible with all music player programs and devices (Zune, iPod etc), a high-speed wireless modem and wi-fi generator, an extendable lcd touch pad monitor for web browsing and, last but not least, a high-yield micro-bomb self destruct device (specifically designed to detonate if my arm or bomb control panel is severed) just for the hell of it.

 

[Omikron009]

Why the hell would anybody want a metal dick? And why would anybody not want a robotic arm?

 

[RatRace123]

Arm, given that it's robotic, it shoots lasers right?

 

[Lucifer dern]

kinda one sided ill keep my dick thank you and have an arm that can wank at 60mph please...

 

[captainwillies]

Just wanted to ask this question
Would you rather have a robotic arm or a robotic schlong?
(Yes I say schlong, it adds an air of class to a conversation)

my Robot penis has nine settings all the way from slow ride to prison rape.

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

The arm, while the other would be... interesting, it isn't exactly practical.