Poll: I LOVE VAGINAS!!! Misleading thread title, this is actually about Halo 4

[Daystar Clarion]

Misleading titles are against the rules, just so you know.


No. I'm not looking forward to Halo 4. Mostly because I don't think the story is that great.

Halo has always had solid gameplay, however, so I may end up picking it up just for multiplayer.

 

[Hazy992]

What Daystar said, against the rules and all that. But yeah I'm a big fan of the Halo series and I'm looking forward to it.

 

[2ndblackjedi]

I am excited for Halo Fourginas

 

[CrazyBlaze]

What the others have said. Also you didn't waste my time with the poll. I always read the OP first. But I still voted because Vaginas are greeeeeeeeeeeeat (imagine that in Tony the Tiger voice). And no I'm not looking forward to Halo4 cuz I dont play Halo and I dont have an xbox. It couldn't interest me less. Now Dishonored. It sounds sick but I need to see my gameplay first.

 

[AstylahAthrys]

I have a vagina and am very excited for Halo 4. Mostly because Master Chief can have access to my vagina.

Remember, Chief, Cortana doesn't actually have one. And she's the brain-child-AI of your mother figure. I'm a much better option. (I swear I know he's not real.)

I'm keeping myself in the dark about the game for the most part. I want the entire thing to be completely new to me when I play it. I will get Legendary Edition day one, of course, because I'm a nerd. I just hope the boxes don't get any bigger, though thank goodness Reach had a handle. Those things are the size of my torso.

 

[Xan Krieger]

The lack of a "no but I'm a straight guy" option means I can't vote in the poll. As for Halo 4, I haven't played a Halo game in so long I can barely remember it. I'll wait for details before making a judgement.

 

[DoPo]

Huh? I looked at the poll and saw Daystar's Avatar immediately under. I wandered why would he post this. Then I saw that TC received a warning. Well played, TC, well played. I mean that ironically, of course.

As for Halo 4 - I'm not sure if I could give less of a damn. I played 40 minutes or so of the first Halo and then left it. It was the first game I quit playing because it bored me.

 

[Epicspoon]

I am excited for Halo Fourginas

your avatar makes this thread hilarious.

 

[DANEgerous]

I am the first bi guy to vote. that makes me kinda sad.

Captcha: Whole shebang... lol Shebang

 

[Lionsfan]

Not really excited for Halo 4, mostly because I just think it's a cash-grab. I know, it's a shocker, but that's just the way I see it

 

[RicoGrey]

The lack of a "no but I'm a straight guy" option means I can't vote in the poll.

Wha? Please explain your position.

OT: Nah I am not looking forward to Halo 4, the reason is the same as why I voted that vaginas are great.

EDIT: Also I thought this was a captain hero thread. I am disappointed.

 

[Simonoly]

Hehehe, he said vagina! Actually I've never seen a vagina in the flesh before. Is it true they make fantastic storage devices?

Anyway, from Halo 3 onwards I've been unexcited about the Halo series and rather bored of it (apart from Halo ODST which I strangely enjoyed). However, I'm optimistic that 343 will put a new spin on the campaign that'll make it interesting for me again.

I just hope that the campaign either captures the darkness and sense of danger that ODST had or the sense of isolation and wonder that came with the original Halo series. I just don't want another Halo 3.

 

[Xan Krieger]

The lack of a "no but I'm a straight guy" option means I can't vote in the poll.

Wha? Please explain your position.

OT: Nah I am not looking forward to Halo 4, the reason is the same as why I voted that vaginas are great.

EDIT: Also I thought this was a captain hero thread. I am disappointed.

Let me put it like this, I love women but a vagina looks too much like the sarlaac.

 

[bobmus]

I play for the multiplayer, and they seem to be dragging it even further in the wrong direction. So not really, I'm exceptionally pessimistic, but hope to be surprised.

 

[lacktheknack]

The lack of a "no but I'm a straight guy" option means I can't vote in the poll.

Wha? Please explain your position.

I, personally, would rather cuddle than have intercourse.

I hope I didn't blow your mind.

OT?: No. I never really cared about Halo in the first place.

 

[Gennadios]

Mind... blown. This is like a total subversion of expectations. Some Virgilio Armandio stuff right there, somebody call Jim Sterling.

 

[TheVioletBandit]

I for one love me some vaginas, there awesome. I mean what can't they do, right?
make tiny people, check
self lubricate, check
hold drugs and stuff, check
and that's just the beginning, plus they do that thing with my penis that I like. Also, When reflecting on the fact that they come in a multitude of colors, shapes, and sizes it's easy to see why so many people adopt the Pokemon-like "collect them all" philosophy regarding these wonderful things I affectionately call hoohaas. Do I love vaginas? lets just say if ever they need a spokes person, I'm their man.

 

[Zen Toombs]

@OP
Cool story bro, tell it at parties.

The lack of a "no but I'm a straight guy" option means I can't vote in the poll.

Wha? Please explain your position.

I, personally, would rather cuddle than have intercourse.

I hope I didn't blow your mind.

Actual cool story. It didn't blow my mind though.

It was your avatar that did that. 0.o

 

[mysecondlife]

I love vaginas. Can't say the same for Halo series.

 

[Rawne1980]

Quite a well placed thread title and OP.

Vaginas and Halo being in the same thread ..... it's a dig I cannot pass up....

Yes, yes I do think Halo is full of cunts ..... there, I did it.

Now I can leave this thread happy.

Captcha - two hands ..... must . not . go . there. Must . resist.