Poll: If you could kill anyone you wanted......

[KanameDarkwind]

Ok here are the guidelines.
No one will know that YOU killed this person.
People WILL know that this person died within a week.
No one is exempt from this. No one...(Obama, Obama, Obama...rofl jk!)
Have fun, and try to include REASONS!!!!!

 

[TeeBs]

Death himself, wait...

 

[Pyromaniak3]

If you can pay enough, then I want to kill the the same person you want to.

 

[Trivun]

Hmmmmmm, probably any of the world's most wanted people. Like Osama Bin Laden, that sort of person. Kind of the obvious choice, but still...

 

[The Wykydtron]

Hmm, i will take the moral high ground and say noone as killing is immoral and shit Mr Kotick of Activision!

[sub]Should have released a new IP when you had the chance, you piggy *****[/sub]

 

[Light 086]

I'll get married to a really rich guy, make sure I'm in the will, then kill him. I think the reasons are obvious =P

 

[Roamin11]

Death himself, wait...

I always have figured death to be a force, like gravity, or a hurricane, so that way it's unbaised when it takes life.....

Probably two guys, one's name is Kyle he lives in Pheonix, the is William, he lives in my home town, and if I get away with it as your guidlines say, I'd die a happy man... Many years later... My motives are my own.

 

[Alexias_Sandar]

I will kill you. Afterwards there will be a party thrown on your grave site. Maniacal laughter being the one entry requirement for the party. I will kill you for the sole reason of this thread. Mwahahahahah.

 

[HT_Black]

Whoever I decide is the greatest threat to humanity's continued existence. I'll wait a few months before settling, though.

 

[Dan Steele]

EA games, they lied to me about tiberium and mirrors edge 2

 

[DeadlyYellow]

Death himself, wait...

You mean this guy?

 

[TeeBs]

Death himself, wait...

You mean this guy?

You never know, he could be a complete asshole.

 

[BlueberryMUNCH]

Just one person...

...you know, I really don't know.

If we want to get all serious, then I'd go back and shoot my former self, butterfly effect not taken into consideration. Obviously.

Why? Meh, it's private xD.

Seriously though, a part of me wants to say Bin Laden or someone like that, but then, what'll that really achieve? There are still millions of terrorists.

So mmh.
Tell you what, I'll kill whoever posts post number 38 ;D.

Kill as in, buy a Subway for if they are ever in my local area.

You can hold me to that;D

 

[dakorok]

Fred Phelps.

 

[twistedmic]

Either an old co-worker of mine, who I hated and was a total and complete fucking idiot, or Jerry Seinfeld. I don't know why exactly( though I know it has nothing to do wit the fact that he's Jewish), but the very sight, or sound of his voice, makes me want to punch him repeatedly until either his face or my hand breaks.

 

[Ekonk]

No one, because I'm not an asshole. If I went for the next (and morally exceptable thing, which is going to a shitty jail for the rest of your miserable life), then I choose Kim Jong-Il. What a tremendous ************ he is.

 

[The Afrodactyl]

I'd prefer not to kill anyone, I kinda enjoy being a decent person, but oh well....

If I had to, it'd be my cousin's mate. The fucker stabbed me in the thigh with a pen while I was asleep. It is not fun having an inch deep hole in you leg from someone you only met 4 hours previously.

 

[Qizx]

I would have to say I'd bump off the person who gave me a severe enough injury that I was never able to play high level soccer again. That asshole ruined 15 years of training and playing because he wanted to stop me from scoring.
Also: I'm pretty sure it's illegal to say you want to kill the president. Am I wrong on this one? I think I read it someone where (on the internet go figure but it might have been reputable).

 

[RatRace123]

Hmm, off the top of my head; I'll just say that douche that cut in front of me at a red light the other day.
For making me somewhat annoyed, YOU DIE. Take that completely unnecessary punishment, you fiend!