Poll: In a Fictional/Mythological/Theological war between East and West who would win?

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duhaoran

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I have been wondering if you took all the fictional, mythological, and theological characters divided them up into east and west and then sent them off to war with each other which side would win?

The the dividing line is the eastern side of the Mediterranean Sea (so russia, the middle east and everything east of them are in the east).
Africa, Europe, North and South America are the west
 

Torrasque

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I'm gonna go with "west" simply because there is more.
Also, try to keep thread names simple.
 

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I'm thinking the west since not only do they have the Greek gods, who are badasses, but you have NORSE GODS!!!

The east doesn't stand a chance against Thor!
 

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... You've got the vast quantity of Egyptian gods, Greek Gods and the Norse Gods, and you think the East could POSSIBLY stand up to that, among others?

No. It could not.
 

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One must not forget Japan's crazy mythology, not to mention China probly has some crazy stuff too. I still say west, because you have 2 copies of the Greek gods (Rome was a plagiarist), you also have Egypt, and Norway, as was already mentioned.
 

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If you're putting the line on the eastern Mediterranean coast, then the Abrahamic religions technically fall under 'eastern' religions. I consider that it's difficult to fight against the kind of thing that can, at will, subject anything else to an eternity of torture or simply poof it out of existence. Therefore, eastern wins.

Otherwise, I'd say the Norse gods are badass enough on their own to take down any other given pantheon except maybe for the various Hindu religions because they've got millions of gods.
 

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duhaoran said:
The the dividing line is the eastern side of the Mediterranean Sea (so russia, the middle east and everything east of them are in the east).
Africa, Europe, North and South America are the west
Unfortunately, in that situation, it's too heavily weighted towards the west. As far as 'earth-y magic' is concerned, the west wins purely out of having a shitload more cultures to draw upon. The middle-east and the surrounding locale has little to no 'mythology' to draw upon either because the Archaemenid Persian mythology generally sucked, or no-one lived there. As for 'divine magic' the west wins for exactly the same reason, only it's now exacerbated by the lack of a firm knowledge of 'eastern' gods beyond the three main cultures: Chinese; Japanese; & Indian.

Let's list everyone, shall we?

West: Egypt; Norse; Greek; Romanian/Hungarian/Tartar/Magyar; Roman; Mayan; Aztec; as well as the little known African/Native American mythologies (at least where I'm concerned).

East: those three I mentioned.

While most of the western deities will have some sort of analogue in the east, by virtue of being more of them, they win. Sure, the Chinese will have at least half a dozen different dragons for every facet of nature, but that sort of means shit in this context. Further, a lot of Chinese mythology was based on Taoism/Confucianism which is not the most warlike of philosophies, and most of the consequent deities are to do with knowledge/wisdom or some such bullshit. Also, Japanese culture has a god every ten metres (the guardian spirits etc. and it's a pity that their shrines are slowly disappearing). But for a 'war', they may as well not exist.

Thus - at best, I call it an ill-advised question if you're looking for an even argument.
 

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Hindu trumps all. It even has JESUS in it!
Plus Zoroastrianism which is the basis for Christindom's fight of Good Vs. Evil fetish (Satan Vs. God) and Shintuism, I say that East beats the crap out of them.

SckizoBoy said:
duhaoran said:
The the dividing line is the eastern side of the Mediterranean Sea (so russia, the middle east and everything east of them are in the east).
Africa, Europe, North and South America are the west
Unfortunately, in that situation, it's too heavily weighted towards the west. As far as 'earth-y magic' is concerned, the west wins purely out of having a shitload more cultures to draw upon. The middle-east and the surrounding locale has little to no 'mythology' to draw upon either because the Archaemenid Persian mythology generally sucked, or no-one lived there. As for 'divine magic' the west wins for exactly the same reason, only it's now exacerbated by the lack of a firm knowledge of 'eastern' gods beyond the three main cultures: Chinese; Japanese; & Indian.

Let's list everyone, shall we?

West: Egypt; Norse; Greek; Romanian/Hungarian/Tartar/Magyar; Roman; Mayan; Aztec; as well as the little known African/Native American mythologies (at least where I'm concerned).

East: those three I mentioned.

While most of the western deities will have some sort of analogue in the east, by virtue of being more of them, they win. Sure, the Chinese will have at least half a dozen different dragons for every facet of nature, but that sort of means shit in this context. Further, a lot of Chinese mythology was based on Taoism/Confucianism which is not the most warlike of philosophies, and most of the consequent deities are to do with knowledge/wisdom or some such bullshit. Also, Japanese culture has a god every ten metres (the guardian spirits etc. and it's a pity that their shrines are slowly disappearing). But for a 'war', they may as well not exist.

Thus - at best, I call it an ill-advised question if you're looking for an even argument.
Babylonian Lore is amazing.
I've studied it as a part of my exams, and it's mind blowing.
The world was breated by having a god keep the mother gods' mouth open and then another god ripped it in half, thus creating the sea and the sky.
Do you know how humans were created?
By slaughtering another god and making them out of the heavenly blood.
 

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Yahweh wins, really. He's kind of like superman. Actually, he's never been one to do jack shit so...

The East because they seem to have more.
 

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Hmmmm... I think this is too awesome to waste. both sides have some pretty amazing creatures.
West:Wendigo
http://www.myexistenz.com/X/article15/article1/Wendigo.jpg
Eastern Europe:Wolpertiger
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/articleimages/dan/myths/wolpertinger2.jpg
I was going to go with something fearsome but this was too awesome to pass up
Far East:Wanyudo
http://www.matthewmeyer.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Wanyudo.jpg
I propose a video game where you battle with armies of these things, each representing their country of origin.
 

Syphous

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Fictional characters of the west? Soo... comic book characters? Cause if we're talking Batman here, West wins hard.
 

Mr. 47

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If modern religions count, then it is a bit of a stalemate. Most monotheistic religion's gods are Omnipotent, and thus can not destroy one another, as each is all powerful. Also most of the monotheistic gods would refuse to fight, as most are of peace. Would be a bit like dividing by 0. Though all these religions exist on both sides of the atlantic, so...

Am reminded of this picture, though...

What is West and East here? Literal West VS East or Cultural West VS East. Then wouldn't the Greeks be on the West's side? Greece was the birthplace of western civilization.
If this is strictly mythical, the Asgardians would probably defeat the Olympians. I love Greek Mythology, and hardly know any Norse, but the Olympians fight among themselves all of the time, Zeus himself got his ass kicked by the rest of them once, the Asgardians seem a bit more organized.

So East would probably win. It's The Americas, Greece, and Britain VS everyone else. The Americas just doesn't have enough material, what are we going to do? Throw a jackalope at them?
 

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hmm a tough fight but i believe that you have to factor in the monsters as well West has Satan and the nine circles east has limitless demonic hordes and Khali herself East wins
 

Stoike

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Syphous said:
Fictional characters of the west? Soo... comic book characters? Cause if we're talking Batman here, West wins hard.
If we add fictional characters the East has every anime character/monster/robot/god/diety/overpowered person in exsistance the West would have no hope