My roommate is diametrically apposed to condiments. He doesn't like mayo to catsup, mustard or pickles, if it's a spreadable condiment, he won't eat it based on the texture and he doesn't like products that use vinegar, i.e. pickles, dressings. Yet, he likes pudding and some other foods that have a similar texture to mayo and such, yet are standalone products. I tell him daily that he's fuckin' weird. Yet he thinks that he is more normal than slutty girls at a club. You take the reigns escapists, and help me figure out who's right, and if it turns out to be me, I'm going to frame the results for his office.
(He also doesn't like sushi that isn't tempura, but that's a different sin)
EDIT: Since everyone keeps whining about it and some just ask for me to insert this point that I already pointed out but didn't include here:
You would care if every time he was in sight of you putting a condiment on ANYTHING he yelled from whatever distance 'ewwwwww' like we're fucking ten.
(He also doesn't like sushi that isn't tempura, but that's a different sin)
EDIT: Since everyone keeps whining about it and some just ask for me to insert this point that I already pointed out but didn't include here:
You would care if every time he was in sight of you putting a condiment on ANYTHING he yelled from whatever distance 'ewwwwww' like we're fucking ten.