Poll: I've come to ask the Escapist a DIFFERENT question...

[FalloutJack]

Cake, Pie, or DEATH!

Actually, I was wondering what your preferred dessert is, but you can answer that one too...

 

[tippy2k2]

DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE!!!!!!

It can vary mood to mood but in general, chocolate stuff is the way to go. Ideally, that will be chocolate cake in a "better than sex" [http://www.food.com/recipe/better-than-sex-cake-iii-3595] cake but I will not complain if that chocolate is in some other food to stuff my face with.

If it's just a prepackaged kind of desert,then chocolate covered raisins or chocolate covered pretzels (pending whether I want sweet or salty) are also very good.

 

[BloatedGuppy]

This is why we're in the throes of an obesity crisis.

 

[FalloutJack]

This is why we're in the throes of an obesity crisis.

Well, the thing about Cake or Death is that everybody chooses cake, so what do you expect?

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Wait. Theyre not all one and the same? Just under a different name? Is this a trick? I cannot pick. So surely you must just be playing?

 

[Glongpre]

I voted pie, because my favourite dessert is (many) buttertarts. But since a buttertart is not a poll option, a buttertart pie will suffice

Which is basically a giant buttertart, and it is glorious!

 

[FalloutJack]

Wait. Theyre not all one and the same? Just under a different name? Is this a trick? I cannot pick. So surely you must just be playing?

Well, only the cake is a lie, and pie is a math term. All the rest are mutants, except for death and bacon.

 

[Souplex]

Pie-cake. I've had it a few times. It's the top of an apple pie baked on top of a cheesecake.

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Pah, why would I sully myself with feeble desserts when I could instead gorge upon the majesty of the cheeseboard?!?

I choose cheese!

And, I guess, death.

But mostly cheese.

 

[Bob_McMillan]

The hell is a pieke? Or a splunge?

I like ice cream the most. Preferably soft-serve.

 

[Parasondox]

Which one creamier and would be easier to put my penis in? Which ever one it is, that is the answer.

That's classed as food fetish isn't it?

Yes, you may judge me!!

(Well that's a comment that will come back to hurt me in a job interview. I REGRET NOTHING!!)

 

[FalloutJack]

The hell is a pieke? Or a splunge?

Pieke:

Pie-cake.

Splunge:

I REGRET NOTHING!!

You are banned from the dessert table. Hang your head in sha- NOT THAT ONE!!

 

[Remus]

Best pizza in the state is about 12 miles from my house, so I'm voting pizza. You can literally put anything on a pizza and have it taste good, which I found out can include nuts. Ever tried cashews or crushed pecans on a pizza? Simply divine.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Not particularly fond of either. If I can have a meat pie for dessert, then I'll go with that.

 

[FalloutJack]

Best pizza in the state is about 12 miles from my house, so I'm voting pizza. You can literally put anything on a pizza and have it taste good, which I found out can include nuts. Ever tried cashews or crushed pecans on a pizza? Simply divine.

Never tried it. Sounds a bit too crunchy for my liking.

Not particularly fond of either. If I can have a meat pie for dessert, then I'll go with that.

Meat pie is still technically pie-esque. So is shepard's pie and quiche.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Cake is nice but nothing beats the king of dessert that is pie. So toasty warm, so fruity, crumbles in your mouth. Not too sweet so you can put ice cream with it and not go into sugar induced shock...

Dammit, I want pie now.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

Meat pie is still technically pie-esque. So is shepard's pie and quiche.

Well, I've just re read the question and seen that it can be interpreted as any desert, and if quiche and shepard's pie count, then I'll go for fruit crumble, rhubarb or blackberry & apple with custard, though plum, gooseberry etc are also pretty good..

 

[Parasondox]

I REGRET NOTHING!!

You are banned from the dessert table. Hang your head in sha- NOT THAT ONE!!

Too late. Already hanging. Feeling the cool breeze and sun shining on it on this lovely day. FREEDOM!!

 

[FalloutJack]

Meat pie is still technically pie-esque. So is shepard's pie and quiche.

Well, I've just re read the question and seen that it can be interpreted as any desert, and if quiche and shepard's pie count, then I'll go for fruit crumble, rhubarb or blackberry & apple with custard, though plum, gooseberry etc are also pretty good..

I took a liking to apple pie because of apple cobbler. Similar consistancy.