I'm just conducting a quick survey. Kind of curious how many men have lucked out in not experiencing this ever since a buddy of mine mentioned he's never been kicked in the balls.
Poll: Kicked in the balls survey
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Define "kicked" (the question seems to imply that you were kicked on purpose)...
Have I ever been kicked in the old bean bag on purpose? No.
Have I ever taken a kick (or hit with by various items) to my poor fun zone on accident during sports? ...Yes
Do you know what a broomball stick to your man-meat feels like!!!? It kind of hurts just thinking about it.
Have I ever been kicked in the old bean bag on purpose? No.
Have I ever taken a kick (or hit with by various items) to my poor fun zone on accident during sports? ...Yes
Do you know what a broomball stick to your man-meat feels like!!!? It kind of hurts just thinking about it.
I don't have any balls so I've never been kicked there.
I've also never kicked anyone in the balls.
I did accidentally hit my friend in the balls with a hammer once though, when I was six.
Not very hard but I don't think he appreciated it. :/
I've also never kicked anyone in the balls.
I did accidentally hit my friend in the balls with a hammer once though, when I was six.
Not very hard but I don't think he appreciated it. :/
As someone who played a lot of sports growing up, I did get hit in the balls a number of times, by balls and limbs and sports equipment, but I've actually never been deliberately kicked.
I haven't really been kicked in the balls in a typical sense, no. But I have been hit in the balls by accident from someone else, or deliberately by myself on occasion. So yeah, I suppose so. Doesn't happen very often though.
Only by accident.
Although I did get nearly pulverized by an iceball once, when an opponent in a snowball fight got a very, very lucky hit. It was one of those where the pain just radiates up through the spine. Put me out of the fight for a few minutes. I have to admit, it was a very, very good shot.
Perhaps iceballs should be regulated, Geneva-style...
Although I did get nearly pulverized by an iceball once, when an opponent in a snowball fight got a very, very lucky hit. It was one of those where the pain just radiates up through the spine. Put me out of the fight for a few minutes. I have to admit, it was a very, very good shot.
Perhaps iceballs should be regulated, Geneva-style...
No, but i have had my balls( back when i had two) hit by various things other than a foot. Like a soccer ball , a football, a basketball , a persons head ( yes i got headbutted in the balls). However all by accident . I had a girl try and kick my in the balls . She failed and got slapped.
I have never been actually kicked in that region no.
I have had it jumped on by overeager animals and children, taken multiple projectiles of varying types, and even had one bastard who looked like he weighed in at about 120 Kg step on my balls. (playing American football, I was stuck under other people, he was getting up and not looking where he put his feet...)
I have had it jumped on by overeager animals and children, taken multiple projectiles of varying types, and even had one bastard who looked like he weighed in at about 120 Kg step on my balls. (playing American football, I was stuck under other people, he was getting up and not looking where he put his feet...)
ive been kneed in the balls on purpose once, in the middle of an argument.
Been hit there by various object. A slapshot there made me black out. My roommate's dog likes to jump there because he thinks its funny...or petty revenge since he doesn't have any anymore. Im not sure which.
I would like to formally lodge a complaint to whoever designed the human body. Experiencing crippling agony for getting hit there seems like a serious design flaw, especially considering how incredibly easy it is to get hit there.
And now im experiencing phantom pain in my balls for remembering those two events.
Been hit there by various object. A slapshot there made me black out. My roommate's dog likes to jump there because he thinks its funny...or petty revenge since he doesn't have any anymore. Im not sure which.
I would like to formally lodge a complaint to whoever designed the human body. Experiencing crippling agony for getting hit there seems like a serious design flaw, especially considering how incredibly easy it is to get hit there.
And now im experiencing phantom pain in my balls for remembering those two events.
I haven't been kicked there, but a badly aimed tennis ball has hit me there though. I fell to the floor and nearly threw up.
I was in pre-school.
I cut a girl's ponytail off with a pair of scissors.
It looked pretty and I wanted it.
She promptly kicked me in the nuts.
I still feel bad about it, should phone her up and go out for coffee....
I cut a girl's ponytail off with a pair of scissors.
It looked pretty and I wanted it.
She promptly kicked me in the nuts.
I still feel bad about it, should phone her up and go out for coffee....
I've never been kicked in the balls, but I have taken a close range soccer ball to the nads more than once. Its never been an enjoyable experience.
I got kneed in the balls a few times. Back when I was at school there was this "prank" where you'd go up to somebody and say "Look into my eyes... your balls are paralysed" (synchronising a knee to the other person's bollocks with the end of the sentence). I was "got" by that a couple of times before I wised up.
Taken a few hits from various sports/ourdoor activities/etc.
The worst was 3 paintballs from a distance of about 10 metres. I know the number of paintballs that hit because of the bruising. That was very painful.
The worst was 3 paintballs from a distance of about 10 metres. I know the number of paintballs that hit because of the bruising. That was very painful.
Only a few times, but I've certainly taken a few painful wacks to them through sports and play.
Nothing too bad though thank God.
You monster XD
Why did I come here?
No!
Nothing too bad though thank God.
Oh, so you were THAT GUY.TizzytheTormentor said:
You monster XD
tippy2k2 said:
Colour Scientist said:
Oh god. No.Heronblade said:
Why did I come here?
No!
Nope, never. I have been kicked in the face, though. The girl said that it was my fault, because I ducked.
Funny thing is, now she's my best friend and has been for years.
Funny thing is, now she's my best friend and has been for years.
Coming into this thread, you can practically hear the sympathy "sucking in breath noise" and then a muffled "oooooh....". Many a man's eyes will water and a few teeth gnashings will occur in sympathy. I imagine more than a few may rub themselves (and not in a fun way either) when a flash of pain briefly shows up to show support for it's fellow damaged brothers.TizzytheTormentor said:
When I got kicked in the balls I was lying on the ground in the fetal position for about half an hour. I couldn't pee for a little while either.