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IanBrazen

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OK...
Im having mixed feelings about this movie.
If you have not seen the trailer for this particular film here it is.

WARNING:some of the images might be disturbing...and awesome.


Have you ever seen a movie trailer and said "Wow that is about the stupidest story I have ever heard, but everything else looks good."
That is how I feel about this movie.

The action, special effects, and cinematography look absolutely top notch, and I like every one of the actors they got.
The Dialogue seems a little stupid but its delivered well.
That part at the beginning with the Ice cream man is fucking cool, and I might see the movie just for that part.
Plus Im all for making something that's supposed to be comforting into something scary, which is why I love the Silent Hill series so much.
Angels being the bad guys sounds pretty cool, but making God the bad guy just sounds stupid.

It doesn't matter if you believe in God or not for this work of fiction, that wont come into play for this movie so don't any of you dare try and turn this into a religious argument.

In the christian religion, God is all powerful and all knowing, so If he wanted to destroy us, he could just snap his fingers and all of us would be dead, and if he knew he was going to hate what we have become he wouldn't have made the earth in the first place.

I would be kinder to the trailer if instead of God being the bad guy, maybe it was a arch angel instead, and it could have been like a second rebellion, now that would be cool.

Im not sure if anyone can make God into a bad guy, and it seem credible.
What if I turn the Prophet Buddha into a rapist, and murderer with Buddhism being a secret cult that follows his evil ways?
Sure It would be just as ballsy as their story, and It could be written by the best, but it would never fly.

Still I have to give them credit for trying, because I already know controversy is going to follow this movie like the plague (all 10 of em) and they had to already know that people would get pissed off by it.

so what do y'all think?

PS
No flaming, K!
Why do all the angels look evil? wouldn't be more creepy if they looked majestic while murdering people.
Why do angels need guns when they have swords of holy might?
Why is it so funny to her that she doesn't own a car, what does that have to do with anything!?
Did anyone else laugh at spider granny?
 

reg42

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I think someone else posted this a few days ago.
Anyway
Yeah the trailer looks like crap preview of a crap movie
I can't wait 'til it comes out so I can have a reason to stay at home
 

IanBrazen

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pimppeter2 said:
I have to admit I am interested in this movie. Might even write a review on it.
Not if I do it first, MUHAHAHAHAHA!
...actually you can have it.
 

grimsprice

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pimppeter2 said:
I have to admit I am interested in this movie. Might even write a review on it.
I can't wait for that. This is going to be one of the worst movies of the next decade.
 

Pimppeter2

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IanBrazen said:
pimppeter2 said:
I have to admit I am interested in this movie. Might even write a review on it.
Not if I do it first, MUHAHAHAHAHA!
...actually you can have it.

I forgot I have to PM you. Check your inbox in like 2 mins
 
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I laughed so hard at the spider granny I had to pause the video.

That looks like it should be the worst movie ever, but for some reason I still feel drawn to it.
 

Icecoldcynic

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Personally I think it looks terrible, and the special effects look like garbage too. Oh well. Maybe it will be so bad it's good.
 

Mr.Pandah

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...You thought everything else looked good? It looks absolutely terrible if you ask me. I can't stand movies like this, they are poorly made, and interest me just about as much as paint drying.

To each their own, and my own verdict is that this movie will suck, and it never had a chance, even when it was being written.
 

Nmil-ek

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Popcorn flick good for the lulz value at the very least I hope, then again I'm a B-movie fan and I consider Uwe Boll to be a mastermind.
 

Internet Kraken

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After watching this trailer I can still say the same thing about this movie that I did before.

It has some of the worst effects and acting I've seen in a long time.

Also the expression on the guy's face at 4:13 is hilarious.
 

Chancie

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I'm on the fence about it. Part of me wants to see it and part of me doesn't.

The part with the old woman is the biggest "WTF" part for me, I think.
 

SturmDolch

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"Your fucking baby's gonna burn!"
That made me laugh out loud. Honestly, just make this a parody movie and it would be hilarious.

This looks so fucking stupid I might go to see it just for laughs.

Emotionless face: "Are you saying this is the a-POK-a-LIPS?"
Token Badass: "I'm saying it's an extermination."

Just rediculous! XD I thought it looks bad for the first 20 seconds, then I started laughing at it and now it looks like a great action comedy!
 

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It looks watchable but hardly the kind of film you're going to buy on DVD or walk out of the cinema thinking 'wow that was really something'. Mindless, cliched, dubiously written entertainment most likely.

But hey it's got angels with guns and a psychotic ice cream-man so it cant be boring atleast.
 

Calobi

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Seems like a rip-off of an older movie series that I can't remember the name of. Although that one was cheese-tastic, I'll probably pass on this incarnation of it.
 

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This is up there with His Dark Materials on my "Bullshit Anti-Christian" Meter.

Frankly, everything looks nice except for the massive amounts of Fridge Logic involved in this movie.

* Uh... Why guns? They have heaven-swords.
* Uh... Why are they possessing people? They're angels.
* Uh... Why do they look more like zombies than angels?
* Uh... Why does this post need to contain so many ellipses from the viewing of ONE PREVIEW? I'm not one to comment on the quality of a movie before it's out, but if any trailer can tell you a movie's going to suck it's this one.
* Uh... If God's the one wiping out humanity, does that make the woman's baby the Antichrist?
* And the big one... If this is the Abrahamic God, why the FUCK would he wipe out humanity? It breaks everything about God that has ever been declared. He is gong against his own Word. He has changed his mind and wants to destroy those he cared for as children for so long. Seriously, the level of shit he appears to be dropping to puts him almost lower than Satan. If you cast someone from your domain for shitty behavior, and then find yourself committing worse shitty behavior, I think it's time for a good old fashioned "Does not compute" explosion.

In fact, hold up. That's a good plot twist right there: Make it so that God has nothing to do with this; everyone is just being deceived by Satan. Even the TRAILER makes it look like that's completely impossible, but if that ends up being the twist this movie would go up two letter grades instantly in my book.
 

IanBrazen

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Mr.Pandah said:
...You thought everything else looked good? It looks absolutely terrible if you ask me. I can't stand movies like this, they are poorly made, and interest me just about as much as paint drying.

To each their own, and my own verdict is that this movie will suck, and it never had a chance, even when it was being written.
Hey the possessed Ice cream man was cool, so maybe Im just jaded by that.

Sturmdolch said:
Emotionless face: "Are you saying this is the a-POK-a-LIPS?"
Token Badass: "I'm saying it's an extermination."
I just wanted to say "so an apocalypse?"
jonnosferatu said:
Oh dear...Dennis Quaid, what have you gotten yourself into?
Oh come on, hes done worse.

CJ1145 said:
In fact, hold up. That's a good plot twist right there: Make it so that God has nothing to do with this; everyone is just being deceived by Satan. Even the TRAILER makes it look like that's completely impossible, but if that ends up being the twist this movie would go up two letter grades instantly in my book.
hey that's not a bad idea. but they are still marketing this as God destroying the earth, so im not sure the shamalanian twist will help.