Poll: Lets say you're in prison. How would you spend your time in the cell?

[Lionsfan]

Lets say you're in prison. How would you spend your time in the cell?

Making threads with one sentence intro's and no opinions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.400976-Poll-If-you-could-be-an-animal-what-would-it-be] is a fast way to have mods come down on you.

And if I was in prison, I would just work out. If I don't get the prison abs, I pretty much wasted x amount of time

 

[BathorysGraveland2]

Probably masturbate more times than is healthy, and try to be entertained by small things. By anything I possibly could be entertained by, really. I'd generally try to avoid communicating with other prisoners though. That can only lead to trouble.

 

[Zhukov]

Do I have anything in the cell? Can I get a pencil and paper for example?

If it was just a bare cell with absolutely nothing then I'd just do a lot of push-ups and sleep a lot.

 

[TheLion]

I would probably start writing and drawing.

 

[Keoul]

Workout and read whilst making sure my butt is permanently facing a wall.
No more showers, showers are now out of the question.

Unless this is Norwegian prison in which case I'll make friends as well as what I mentioned and less bum to the wall.

 

[Bamba]

Lets say you're in prison. How would you spend your time in the cell?

Making threads with one sentence intro's and no opinions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.400976-Poll-If-you-could-be-an-animal-what-would-it-be] is a fast way to have mods come down on you.

Every thread they make is like this.


@OP: This isn't AskReddit.
A basic, one-line question, often isn't enough for a thread here. You need to start a discussion by, at the very least, answering your own question, in the opening post.

I can answer my own question. But whats wrong with one-line question threads? If its against some forum rule, then I didnt know. But by taking a quick look at the forum rules I dont see something like "one-line question threads are not allowed" on there.

 

[Lionsfan]

Lets say you're in prison. How would you spend your time in the cell?

Making threads with one sentence intro's and no opinions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.400976-Poll-If-you-could-be-an-animal-what-would-it-be] is a fast way to have mods come down on you.

Every thread they make is like this.


@OP: This isn't AskReddit.
A basic, one-line question, often isn't enough for a thread here. You need to start a discussion by, at the very least, answering your own question, in the opening post.

I can answer my own question. But whats wrong with one-line question threads? If its against some forum rule, then I didnt know. But by taking a quick look at the forum rules I dont see something like "one-line question threads are not allowed" on there.

It falls under low-content posts. They want discussion here, and just posting opinions/single questions doesn't really promote discussion. It doesn't have to be 4 paragraphs, just say "If I was stuck in jail I would devise an escape plan, Shawshank style."

Or "If I was an animal, I would prefer to be a shark, because I love how fast they can swim and they're the kings of the ocean"

 

[Bamba]

Lets say you're in prison. How would you spend your time in the cell?

Making threads with one sentence intro's and no opinions [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.400976-Poll-If-you-could-be-an-animal-what-would-it-be] is a fast way to have mods come down on you.

Every thread they make is like this.


@OP: This isn't AskReddit.
A basic, one-line question, often isn't enough for a thread here. You need to start a discussion by, at the very least, answering your own question, in the opening post.

I can answer my own question. But whats wrong with one-line question threads? If its against some forum rule, then I didnt know. But by taking a quick look at the forum rules I dont see something like "one-line question threads are not allowed" on there.

It falls under low-content posts. They want discussion here, and just posting opinions/single questions doesn't really promote discussion. It doesn't have to be 4 paragraphs, just say "If I was stuck in jail I would devise an escape plan, Shawshank style."

Or "If I was an animal, I would prefer to be a shark, because I love how fast they can swim and they're the kings of the ocean"

Okey, fair enough. Then should I edit my first post and add my opinion in there or just post it as a reply to the thread?

 

[Eleuthera]

Play computer games, browse the internet, read books, watch movies... pretty much the same things I do now, except no working, or cleaning, or paying bills...

 

[Wadders]

Work out, till I end up like Micheal "Charles Bronson" Peterson.

I'd even give the mustache a go.

A lot of reading would get done too.

 

[Evil Smurf]

I'm not serving a sentence. I'm visiting people.

Or am I playing monopoly?

 

[Nouw]

Exercise, write comic-book scripts and play the clarinet. This is assuming I can't get schooling in my cell.

 

[smithy_2045]

I'd probably sleep. I might request some sort of mathematics text book, and churn my way through that, I think they'd allow me something like that.

 

[Bamba]

Guys, I forgot to mention.....you have nothing but a simple bed and basic stuff like water and toilet in the prison cell that this thread refers to. So you cant really say you'd play chess or computer games and such. These things are nonexistent in the prison cell I refer to.

 

[Auron225]

Take rent from people, purchase property, build houses, conduct business as normal - by far the dumbest rule in Monopoly (in the later stages of the game, jail is essentially a GREAT thing to happen if you play by this rule).

If we aren't talking about me going to jail for having bad luck - then work out and sleep a lot. Read books if I can. What else am I gonna do?

 

[Happiness Assassin]

I'd try to cover my ass, in a very literal sense.

 

[UniversalRonin]

I'd get built, get a prison tat or two, and find the people who are least likely to rape me and play chess. Maybe even do another degree and a masters while I'm in there. *Thank heavens for the tax payer and the European Court of Human Rights*

 

[Eleuthera]

Guys, I forgot to mention.....you have nothing but a simple bed and basic stuff like water and toilet in the prison cell that this thread refers to. So you cant really say you'd play chess or computer games and such. These things are nonexistent in the prison cell I refer to.

Spoiler: But I wanted to go to Dutch prison... :(

Fine, just sit, sleep and read/study I guess...