Poll: Man cuts off own wing wang after losing love of his life

[Crazy Elf]

Check it out, folks. This guy cut off his wing wang [http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,25566312-23109,00.html] after his parents rejected the girl he wanted to marry. What do you think, romantic or retarded?

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Now he will never 'love' again...

 

[Neonbob]

Pfff...AHAAHAHAHAAHA!
That is hilarious! And retarded. Way to take it over the edge, nutzo.

 

[Snugglebunny]

'Wing wang' ^^ hehehe, cute.

Seriously though, thats just flat out stupid.

 

[RavingPenguin]

Now he will never 'love' again...

Ok, that made me giggle.
I cant imagine the pain of chopping off my "happy place", God thats gotta hurt like a mofo.

 

[Fruitloops89]

EDIT: Never mind, now that I actually read it, it makes more snese

 

[Mrsoupcup]

Now he will never 'love' again...

Ok, that made me giggle.
I cant imagine the pain of chopping off my "happy place", God thats gotta hurt like a mofo.

I once got hit there by a nail gun. The nail didn't even hit it, and it still hurt like watching high school musical..... I don't know if he is really tuff or just stupid...

 

[Drakenian]

Uhm. That's pretty fucking stupid.

I'm serious, this.... UGHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

This pissed me off...

 

[Booze Zombie]

And now he can't stick it in any woman? Genius, simply genius...

 

[Samurai Goomba]

This guy deserves to not reproduce if he'd cut "it" off over something like that. He could have just married her anyway. Oh wait, he's Egyptian, which means his parents apparently can control who he marries? That's lame. Glad I don't live there.

Still, you'd think there would be more options than just "cut reproductive organ off."

 

[RavingPenguin]

Now he will never 'love' again...

Ok, that made me giggle.
I cant imagine the pain of chopping off my "happy place", God thats gotta hurt like a mofo.

I once got hit there by a nail gun. The nail didn't even hit it, and it still hurt like watching high school musical..... I don't know if he is really tuff or just stupid...

Haha, once again I laughed. Ive done nothing close to the nail gun thing, though I have sack-tapped myself multiple times in a single glowstringing session. I was in tears for 20 minutes.

[small] I have the slight feeling this might turn into a "worst pain endured to the nether region" thread[/small] but I could be wrong.

 

[Noamuth]

Should've just stabbed his parents.

Dude has no priorities.

I'm voting for retarded simply because self-mutilation is stupid, full stop.

This.

This article.. Wow. I know the societies and cultures are different in Egypt, but.. Hell. Hasn't he heard of eloping?!

 

[Avatar Roku]

...why not just elope? Surely that's a more effective protest.

 

[SharPhoe]

...why not just elope? Surely that's a more effective protest.

Seriously, this seems like the a WAY more sensible option. I mean, yeah, I know what the guy was going for with this kind of message, but... Ah, GOD DAMN.

 

[Compatriot Block]

Now he will never 'love' again...

Ok, that made me giggle.
I cant imagine the pain of chopping off my "happy place", God thats gotta hurt like a mofo.

I once got hit there by a nail gun. The nail didn't even hit it, and it still hurt like watching high school musical..... I don't know if he is really tuff or just stupid...

Haha, once again I laughed. Ive done nothing close to the nail gun thing, though I have sack-tapped myself multiple times in a single glowstringing session. I was in tears for 20 minutes.

[small] I have the slight feeling this might turn into a "worst pain endured to the nether region" thread[/small] but I could be wrong.

Hot glue from a glue gun. I don't know if even the article guy can top me.

That being said, WHAT THE HELL was he thinking?

 

[McBurks]

No.No.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Has mankind lost it's mind?!

 

[iggyus]

Now he will never 'love' again...

Ok, that made me giggle.
I cant imagine the pain of chopping off my "happy place", God thats gotta hurt like a mofo.

I once got hit there by a nail gun. The nail didn't even hit it, and it still hurt like watching high school musical..... I don't know if he is really tuff or just stupid...

Shit man High School Musical is painful as shit, I didnt know there was something more painful than that

 

[dontworryaboutit]

"When they bury me in a church and chuck earth on my grave, I'd like the words 'Well at least he tried' engraved on my tombstone."