Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[BladeOfAkriloth]

God have mercy on his soul, but the guy died in a way millions of people around the world would want to.... Drowned in chocolate....

He actually got killed by a piece of machinery inside the vat, doesn't make it less of a delightfull way to go.

Poor guy, i guess that after the blow to the head he taught he's in a magical desert bath tub....

 

[Sampler]

Actually the full story was never released, he survived the accident only to be eaten alive by a tour group of women...

 

[traceur_]

He died the way we all dream of: tasting delicious.

 

[The Political Gamer]

and NOM NOM NOM

I see want you did there...

That was probably one of the best and worst ways to die.

 

[AmrasCalmacil]

I can't stop laughing.

Please don't hate me, okay. I've stopped now, what a way to go.

 

[Rascarin]

I'm trying not to laugh because the guy died... but dying in a tub of chocolate is a heck of a way to go.

 

[DND Judgement]

Best way to die Ever!

not quite but it it wouldn't be a very bad way to go

 

[Inco]

Thats actually funny (in an odd way not the funny way) because he died 1/2th the way that my friends and i always joke about being the best death... of course the other half wasn't hitting your head on a metal mixer...

 

[orangebandguy]

I almost laughed, what does that say about me?

 

[RetiarySword]

Revenge is sweet?

 

[dochmbi]

Chocolate Rain

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Really Nonchalant.

 

[wordsmith]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

Haha it's ok, I did too

I think it would have made for an even more awesome death if it was an alligator though...

"Uh oh, I've fallen in the chocolate... Can someone give me a ha-OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALLIGATOR! AHHHHHHH"

 

[rowan-thats-me]

well, seeing his name eands in "the second", he probably deserved it

 

[Cuniculus]

Well I guess this was a nice surprise for the coroner. Throw in some flowers and this would be the best valentines gift ever given at work.

 

[Sir Ollie]

If it was milk chocolate then I feel quite sorry for him, dark chocolate is better yum yum yum. Honestly though quite a way to go.

 

[Aura Guardian]

I already hated chocolate before but yeesh.

 

[Sevre]

He could've died a dozen more painful ways.

 

[bodyklok]

"Stay away from the tank Augustus!"

To be fair, it was this guys job to be there.