Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[the1ultimate]

I'm torn, is it wonderful that he got death by chocolate, or terrible that he ruined a good batch of chocolate?

I'm kidding! Of course I feel sorry for him.

Even so, if your last breath is pure chocolate... Well that's in my top ten ways to die.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I'm going to be honest, yes I was amused by that, though I did feel slightly sorry for him.

But for this occasion, I'm going to agree with Sevre90210:

He could've died a dozen more painful ways.

Whilst death is a sad thing, in a chocolate vat isn't the worst way to go.

Oh, and I also have to agree with Root:

"Stay away from the tank Augustus!"

That is just brilliant.

 

[Tri Force95]

Obviously sorry for the guy, but if I have to choose a way to die, that would be it. Dying while engolved in chocolately goodness...o the grin on my face if they would fish my corpse out would be unreal.

Only problem would be if he was diabetic. That would suck.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

 

[bodyklok]

Obviously sorry for the guy, but if I have to choose a way to die, that would be it. Dying while engolved in chocolately goodness...o the grin on my face if they would fish my corpse out would be unreal.

Only problem would be if he was diabetic. That would suck.

Seriously. How many diabetic people work in a chocolate factory?

 

[Gaderael]

Hey, if one live baby can eat its way out of a pile of dead babies, then he totally could have ate his way out of the chocolate vat.

(I'm going to hell for this post)

 

[Socken]

I really shouldn't laugh but... oh my god. Chocolate? Wow. That's awesome.

 

[Sparrow]

well, seeing his name eands in "the second", he probably deserved it

I'd hate to know which dipshit is the first.

Hey, if one live baby can eat its way out of a pile of dead babies, then he totally could have ate his way out of the chocolate vat.

(I'm going to hell for this post)

Holy fuck, tell me your joking.

 

[VincentX3]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

Haha it's ok, I did too

I think it would have made for an even more awesome death if it was an alligator though...

"Uh oh, I've fallen in the chocolate... Can someone give me a ha-OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALLIGATOR! AHHHHHHH"

OH GOD LOL!

Imagen a alligator poping out of the chocolate? x]

 

[Chipperz]

I'm torn, is it wonderful that he got death by chocolate, or terrible that he ruined a good batch of chocolate?

It was American chocolate, so the chances of him ruining a good batch are nil. Had he been Swiss, Belgian, or had it been a Galaxy production line...

Also, I feel slightly envious - if I got to pick how I went out, covered in chocolate and being knocked out before everything got too much would be my choice...

 

[bodyklok]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

 

[Tri Force95]

Obviously sorry for the guy, but if I have to choose a way to die, that would be it. Dying while engolved in chocolately goodness...o the grin on my face if they would fish my corpse out would be unreal.

Only problem would be if he was diabetic. That would suck.

Seriously. How many diabetic people work in a chocolate factory?

Its not likely there are many, but its still possible.

 

[VincentX3]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

It's the new flavor man!

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

i'm not scary. *smiles real sweet*

and no... uhh. merely coincidence!

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

It's the new flavor man!

teehee!

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

 

[The_Chief]

Death by chocolate now has two meaning:

1.delicious cake which is a lie.

and 2. one of the best ways to go out. and it would of made it better with a alligator.

teehee!

also majorly off topic but what is it with girls and the phrase/word teehee. makes me want to strangle a badger.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Hey! I'm not a bastard!

 

[murphy7801]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

 

[Exocet]

Somehow,I feel that sending the family a box of chocolate isn't the best thing to do.