Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[El Poncho]

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an agitator.

Please tell me I'm not the only one who first read that as

Sadly before anyone could get to him he was hit on the head by whats called an alligator.

No you are not

That is pretty sad though:|

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

Hey! I'm not a bastard!

@_@ never said you were!!
just that they frolic aplenty in the land of the escapist.

 

[la-le-lu-li-lo]

teehee!

also majorly off topic but what is it with girls and the phrase/word teehee. makes me want to strangle a badger.

i like watching people strangle badgers is all.

 

[VincentX3]

The Grim Reaper is going to be one hell of a happy guy today

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

Try new Emo-chocolate, now with added blood for your dark pleasures.

 

[Jamash]

I can't believe people are saying it's the best way to die, and the guy was lucky.

He has his head smashed in by an agitator, one of these:

Spoiler: This is what killed him

If you say a piece of spinning machinery like this, would you happily stick your head in it as long as you had a mouth full of chocolate?

Also working at a chocolate factory, the guy would probably be sick of the smell and taste of chocolate, so I doubt he was happy as he got his head ripped apart.

 

[murphy7801]

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

Try new Emo-chocolate, now with added blood for your dark pleasures.

More think cannibals and vampire sorts, emos would have cut themselves on to the chocolate bit like salt and shake with a free razor.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Well, that sucks, and here I always imagined dying covered in chocolate would be awesome...

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

Spoiler

The dangers of chocolate to your health just changed.

Warning: The use of chocolate may cause severe head injury.

May he rest in peace, but that´s one deliciously sweet death. The sad part of this story is, due to a statement given by a local sanitary inspector, now the whole tank full of chocolate has to be disposed of.

Im sure someone out there would want blood chocolate

Try new Emo-chocolate, now with added blood for your dark pleasures.

More think cannibals and vampire sorts, emos would have cut themselves on to the chocolate bit like salt and shake with a free razor.

Ah, true that

 

[Cowabungaa]

Only problem would be if he was diabetic. That would suck.

It's not like he would've lived long enough to notice those effects, I think.

 

[The_Chief]

teehee!

also majorly off topic but what is it with girls and the phrase/word teehee. makes me want to strangle a badger.

i like watching people strangle badgers is all.

even if they're YOUR OWN BADGERS! dun dun dun!!!!!!!!! how do you know you don't own a badger farm where you farm badgers to do the math you can't do. or maybe they are working on THE CURE FOR POLIO!

 

[Jursa]

I agree on this being the best death ever tho...

 

[bodyklok]

I can't believe people are saying it's the best way to die, and the guy was lucky.

He has his head smashed in by an agitator, one of these:

Spoiler: This is what killed him

If you say a piece of spinning machinery like this, would you happily stick your head in it as long as you had a mouth full of chocolate?

Also working at a chocolate factory, the guy would probably be sick of the smell and taste of chocolate, so I doubt he was happy as he got his head ripped apart.

Wow dude, way to spoil everything.

 

[Madshaw]

i laughed quite a bit, im sorry i know its a tragedy, but without laughter what do we have?
and chocolate rain its a brilliant song, although its more about racism than tastey hillarious tragedy

 

[Gaderael]

well, seeing his name eands in "the second", he probably deserved it

I'd hate to know which dipshit is the first.

Hey, if one live baby can eat its way out of a pile of dead babies, then he totally could have ate his way out of the chocolate vat.

(I'm going to hell for this post)

Holy fuck, tell me your joking.

About the baby thing? Yes. It's a sick and twisted joke that no one should ever hear, but I'm having an odd morning. Sorry if I offended.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

It's the new flavor man!

It's actually been around for some time. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094907/]

 

[urithe]

I always knew chocolate was people, I mean how else can it taste so damn good.
(and may he rest in peace).

 

[PartyMonkey]

It has brightned my day up I was depressed makes me happy!

Chocolate rain!

 

[Azraellod]

interesting...

well, i guess a lot of people want to die that way, but the description of how he died doesn't sound that appealing to me. it sounds quite horrible.

 

[Tri Force95]

Only problem would be if he was diabetic. That would suck.

It's not like he would've lived long enough to notice those effects, I think.

Good point.