Poll: Man Dies After Falling Into Chocolate Vat

[TopaZzz]

If he's going to hell he could atleast brag about being in heaven seconds before dying!

 

[Goldeneye103X2]

He died in chocolate?

Lucky bugger!

Still.

 

[Sir Ollie]

*smiles at the number of bastards on the escapist*

yeah, you know they didn't throw that vat out. nope.
and i'm oddly craving chocolate now. @_@

Are you trying to imply you want some chocolate on the off chance it has some human flesh in it? Man you can be scary.

It's the new flavor man!

It's actually been around for some time. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0094907/]

I'm waiting for this to happen Soon my pet soon. [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070723/]

 

[messy]

My deepest sympathy for family and friends.

Saying this I couldn't resist;

Spoiler: may be slightly offensive to some

"I've heard of death by chocolate but this is ridiculous" or "guess you could say he got his just desserts"

 

[NotAPie]

Am I going to find a finger or something in my Hershy Bar?

 

[DazZ.]

I can imagine him having all the chocolate hosed off him wilst his family mournes at his corpes.

Or an open casket where he looks like that man made of chocolate with a stupidly happy face on him, cant remember what thats an advert for. Feel bad for saying that

Spoiler: A very happy chocolate man

 

[Simon Hadow]

I laugh, because I am a jerk, but I salute, because he went out the way that any of us would want to.

 

[Cavmatrix]

Its people!

 

[Cavmatrix]

Its People...

 

[bodyklok]

Its people!

Its People...

What? Was that just a double post? Or something else.

 

[Andalusa]

Trying not to laugh.
People dying is not funny.
*takes a deep breath*
...
*giggles*

 

[DamienHell]

WELL if you're going to die one way or the other.....

 

[Crimsane]

Is it me, or does his friend up in the picture look more like he's facepalming at the guy than sad?

 

[Joshimodo]

Did he move away from the agitator to breathe in?

Unlucky, yet lucky.

 

[ProfessorLayton]

I want to die doing something I love. He got to.

 

[curlycrouton]

Best way to die Ever!

Not really. It'd be pretty traumatic, drowning in a highly viscous liquid and receiving significant head injury.

 

[flare09]

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

 

[bodyklok]

It has brightned my day up I was depressed makes me happy!

Chocolate rain!

Wow, I'm glad I cheered someone up. I just wrote this because I was board and I thought some people might laugh, honestly I excepted it to die fairly quickly or get locked, but it's nice to know that I've cheered some people up.